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[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 192 points 3 weeks ago

This is easily explained.

Donald Trump has dementia.

[-] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 weeks ago

But media won't harp on this like Biden. Otherwise we'd have a million articles by now.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

Mainstream media has a fuckton of culpability here.

[-] Regna@lemmy.world 62 points 3 weeks ago

And even before that, he was dumb and easily used. Just easier to use now:

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

Not true, not true. Very sharp, Tim Apple called him smart. Fake news

[-] Badabinski@kbin.earth 10 points 2 weeks ago

No, it's syphilitic brain damage.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

One doesn't exclude the other.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 130 points 3 weeks ago

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn't even know it's got electrolytes...

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It’s what plants crave !

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this ~~joke~~ reference

[-] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 weeks ago

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 weeks ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

It'll be Trumpade

[-] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

RFK's worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game...

Edit: Missed a letter and link

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

ChatGPT enters the chat

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, totally not engineered by people who profit off people getting dumber...

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

True, but I honestly think a significant number of people will naturally gravitate towards whatever's easier, offloading their own critical thinking skills.

[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Must be soon. Crocs have been in fashion for a while.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 103 points 3 weeks ago

Has Mr. Japan met Tim Apple?

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Mr. Japannibal Lector

[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

We're like a department store to shop in the United States, and you'll pay a 25% tariff

That's not how any of that works.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Siresly 26 points 3 weeks ago

A mind as sharp as a sharpie.

[-] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sharpie enough to control hurricanes.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

The power to relocate Alabama by drawing a weiner with a marker.

[-] Eldritch@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it's relatively small size.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm not a fan of the headline.

Peanut butter is useful.

[-] rxbudian@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder what he's thinking when he says "Ms. Universe"

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

Mr. Japan sounds like a really awesomely shitty knockoff super hero.

[-] nebulaone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Comedy genius

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

The two people in charge of the US government---Beavis and Butthead---sure are some queer fellas.

[-] wulrus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That does make sense. Smartest thing he has said so far.

We already have "Miss Germany" etc. Why did we not think of using that term for the respective leader?

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 8 points 3 weeks ago

When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME "MR. AMERICA". They will GIVE ME "NOBEL" PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES". They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well I'm gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ask the magic EIGHT BELL.

[-] susurrus0@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, the long awaited sequel to Tim Apple.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks Mr. Orange man!

[-] Goldholz 3 points 2 weeks ago

The president of the united states and commander in chief, perfect representation of his nation!

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Put my dick in your mouth, Donnie. It’ll block you from saying stupid shit.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I get the sentiment, but still....

ewww

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

mr japan sounds like a bodybuilder nme.

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