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Just the tip (midwest.social)

submitted 1 week ago by HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 17 points 1 week ago

Oh no my penith

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i thlammed my penith, in the Caribbean

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Just put some ICE on it...

This shit writes itself

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

God damn. I'd probably cum.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

They cut off the bluest part

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

After all, it was only that "blue" from the nightly dredging of the sand back onto the beaches to keep it from drifting into the ocean 😅🥲

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Okay. Looking at this pic carefully, where the hell did Lake Okeechobee go? It seems like it should be there, looking at Tampa Bay.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Aww but that's the funnest part

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025

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