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[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 96 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dude steals from ATM

Dude repents

Dude turns himself in

Dude finds gratitude in the teachings of the holy book he is reading

Dude turned his life around and got stable job

Dude talks to partner in crime, saying they knew each other

The objective of the image is probably to say that religion saves a man from evil/breaking the law. Nothing else.

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 69 points 2 years ago

Ask a person with a larceny conviction under their belt which is more plausible: the existence of God or that they could ever get a job servicing ATMs with their record.

Then ask them if they're more likely to be hired for any job by a left-wing atheist or right-wing Christian.

[-] Sho@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Exactly, the last 2 panels wouldn't have happened. Freaking fluff piece..

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Seriously. Getting any job with a criminal record is an incredible feat, but a bank letting someone who once robbed ATMs work as an ATM technician is so impossible it may as well be fantasy.

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

It's like Chick-Tracts with better art and somehow worse reasoning.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

You can call it misplaced, unfunny, or naïve but I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with it. Plenty of people in prison use religion as a means of self-improvement and then wrench themselves back onto the straight path after their release.

(I feel that if I don't say "an equal number of people use religion as a justification for evil deeds" someone will mention it. Religion doesn't make you a good person in itself. It's your actions that decide that and religion is a means to that.)

[-] AngrilyEatingMuffins@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Religion doesn’t make you a good person in itself. It’s your actions that decide that and religion is a means to that.

and this comic is directly contradicting that. the implication is very much that finding religion saved that man. so, choose.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

It can save people. I'm saying it doesn't always do that and occasionally it works the other way around. It is not a binary "yes" or "no".

But if we have the opportunity to trade a robber for an evangelist, then I'll take that trade any day. Robbers actively hurt society as their dayjob. Evangelists at most just talk and vote annoyingly (depending on your political views)

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Basically my interpretation as well. There's also a bible verse in the bottom right corner. If you look it up it talks about one's face being changed when they find God, which is why his former partner in crime doesn't recognize him. I think the comic is also trying to explain the "changing your face" thing is metaphorical. His face didn't change, his attitude and life did.

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 71 points 2 years ago

Who is this person and why do his comic keep getting posted here?

[-] Franzia 72 points 2 years ago

He's a christian comic writer. Why do they keep getting posted? My fucking sides omg. This dude is so fucking wildly ignorant of the world.

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago

It seems kinda hard to tell since his comics don’t make much sense

[-] Maven@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Every single one has a description underneath on the website that explains the moral. However that moral often doesn't make any sense AT ALL! Many comics don't make sense either way.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 51 points 2 years ago

A tale as old as time.

I thief is caught and returns the money he and his accomplice stole. He reads a book to shorten his prison sentence. When he gets out of jail, he finds work as a cheap technician as guys new employer doesn't bother with background checks to save money. His old accomplice encounters him. With his new training and uniform, they can more easily steal and get away with it.

[-] uriel238 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For some perspective, law enforcement takes more money through asset forfeiture than all the burglaries combined. In 2015 it was $5 billion in personal assets without any evidence it was related to crime.

White collar crime (think of Halliburton war profiteering or the Sacklers starting the fentanyl addiction and overdose epidemic) cause more death, more cost, more destruction than all petty crime (that includes homicide) by multiple orders of magnitude. All of the departments that investigate white collar crime are underfunded, like the IRS.

One of the most effective ways to stop petty crime — or mob syndicates — is to make sure people in your neighborhood are not in poverty or in precarity. Once people don't know where their kids' next meal is coming from, they will get desperate.

Jesus doesn't save criminals. Mutual aid and social programs do. Jesus just blames the individual as if going hungry is a character flaw.

[-] rez_doggie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Acab. Smoke more pork

[-] faceless@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

stop posting this guy here holy fuck

[-] CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago

I really doubt they would let him be an atm tech though. Who made that hiring call, he is probably now explaining to his buddy that he now discretely steals small amounts from the atms under the guise of a job

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

an old poacher makes the best gamekeeper

You’d be surprised how many ex convicts end up working with police thanks to their expertise.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Major difference between catching your ilk, and being able to work with the thing you previously stole.

It’s like hiring a convicted pedophile to work at a daycare. Idiocy.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Depends on the root cause of the issue and the nature of rehabilitation. Sexual attraction isn’t something you can therapy your way out off.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

This guy isn't very funny...

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 years ago

Alright, another of these terrible comics!

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