Probably because wherever you got those definitions of the laws of thermodynamics is just wrong. If I assume it's your own paraphrasing of the laws then your understanding of what the laws mean is incredibly flawed

The 1st law discusses energy. The total energy contained within a system totally isolated from others will not gain or lose total energy, but it can be transferred between places or change forms.

The 2nd law discusses entropy. The total net entropy of systems in natural interactions always increases. This isn't in contradiction to the 1st law, because the same net energy is there, but after any thermodynamic process, that energy just takes on a form that is more entropic than before.

These laws haven't been "ordained" by anyone, just scientists' best guesses for how the world works using our observations.

Setting aside for a moment your (purposeful?) mistaken rendition of 2 of the 4 Laws...

I like to characterize them this way:

• 0th Law - Everyone is playing this game (definition)
• 1st Law - You can't win
• 2nd Law - You can't break even
• 3rd Law - You can't quit playing

These aren't rules some entity has given us. As best we can determine, these just describe the way the universe works as regards energy. But instead of everyone having to discover them over and over or in every new proposed application, our Very Smart People have discovered them and recorded them.

I don't see anything in there that's along the lines of "this is true because it's true." The laws of thermo aren't provable except by observation, because they are the first principles. If there were first principles from which we could derive the laws, those would be the laws.

That's not to say they don't exist, because they might. We just haven't found them yet, if they do. I have gone through the mathematical foundation but I'm on the fence as to whether that counts as a "first principle" since it has a sort of "chicken & egg" problem.