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What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?
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My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".
Siri or Heygoogle
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
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That was my first thought too...
Schrödinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
That name rings a bell
Haha, I hope it was a drooler!
Adolf Kitler
Chairman Meow
I once had a cat named Pants
Himmler.
Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
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Doggo
Fido
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Kat.
Fido
Pubert
Cougar
Kytteigh
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
voidfucker
Nyan
Rover
tetris11
C'meregoddamnit
Entree.
Chad
Jake
Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
Tggr.
Steve, short for Stephen.
Mewphistopholes
Rat
Cat
Fuckboy
The name that you chose - the cat doesn't care anyway.
Pussydawg
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