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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago

They know what they are doing, and that is openly bragging about how evil they are.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

I mean, the company is literally named after this fucking thing from LOTR. These people are comic book level evil.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago
[-] Zorsith 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The palantiri (Tolkien) are not evil. Literally just a magic viewing orb.

I'm baffled the Tolkien estate didn't sue them into oblivion for using the name.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I know, but given that when we see them in the series they're exclusively used by Evil, its... it just floors me

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

And the whole reason they're evil is because the most powerful person who has one gets to choose what all the others see. I'm sure there's no metaphor there.

Wow, maybe you just hate capitalism and freedom and breathing exercises and having slaves.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I wish these tech company owners would resolve their childhood traumas in other ways than trying to fuck the life for the rest of the world.

Okay. What about the freedom? The dignity? The conscience?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

We have to start somewhere

[-] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago

Dystopian af

[-] icosahedron@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 day ago
[-] Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I saw those ads at an airport too. Can't imagine what they expect people to do when they see the ad... Who's even the target audience for ads like this in the airport?

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Rich CEOs. Those tend to fly a lot.

And not one of them is going through the public terminal.

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It depends. Some have a private jet but most still fly first class. One of the rare instances where the plebeians and bourgeoisie mingle. Which is why we see their ads.

[-] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Intimidation, they're not hiding it. They're just letting you know.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 24 points 2 days ago

I think anyone who hires this company needs to have people close to them dying on a regular basis, and anyone who works for them needs to watch their family tree get fucking pruned.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Just kill us all then. We don't want to be part of that world.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 21 points 2 days ago

Well, now we know the name for the company starting the first corporate war

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago
[-] Anarki_ 4 points 1 day ago

SecuroServ from GTA.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

... relax, it's in a fascist way, not the sexy way (unless fascism is your kink, but even at that, they won't respect your safeword, or ever stop unless stopped by a more dominating force).

[-] blarth@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago

Me using the internet like I’m on Arrakis and the sand worm is deanonymization

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago
[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And then they bring Skynet online. Prepare for fighting against the terminators, folks!

[-] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago
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