When I worked for a drug company one of my favorite past times was noting misuses of the word 'innovation' in meetings.

I'd write the correct word instead, so I'd end up with a list like: good, product, good, feature, good, good, selling point, progress, good, plan, good, good, good.

Translation: we're starting layoffs.

The employees just gotta get that sense of pride and accomplishment

I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten this exact email before

Yay, the verb adjective soup!

"Can you finance this and that certification ? I need it to implement this and that properly"

"No, we don't have the budget for it"

our yearly reviews are packed with this bollocks.

And it's tied to our bonuses

You guys get encouraging emails?

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