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Needs consent (lemmy.world)
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[-] Ediacarium@feddit.de 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

sudo apt-get install consent

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 46 points 1 year ago

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

[-] aeternum@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago
[-] Ediacarium@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago
[-] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

And he is not pleased.

[-] Untitled_Pribor@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago
su
apt install consent
exit
touch women

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] oo1@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] trones@ythreektech.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reading package lists... Done

Building dependency tree... Done

E: Unable to locate package conset

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago

The superior version of UAC?

"Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."

[-] cupcakezealot 26 points 1 year ago

sudo touch women

Good morning, Mr. Senator

[-] MattTheProgrammer@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago
[-] hikarulsi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

cd ~; touch woman

Can’t touch woman anywhere

[-] TheWoozy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This is why mandatory access control is so important.

this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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