He is a broken man : memes

[+] silentslinky@sh.itjust.works 177 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

They're pretty cool ngl

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

This really sums up pandemic activities

[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 33 points 2 years ago

Not sure if these were feel good or desperate times for you, but the result looks cute.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

What a pandemic does to a mf

[-] chooglers@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

lmfao

[-] velovix@hedge.town 8 points 2 years ago

They look surprisingly good!

[-] Lix_xD@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Cute

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 125 points 2 years ago

Haha, useless plastic waste that only accelerates our demise.

[-] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 years ago

Useless and toxic! Put 'em in your ice cubes!

[-] autokludge@programming.dev 25 points 2 years ago

macroplastics

[-] ccdfa@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

And this is what Americans hide in their galette des rois lmao

[-] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Bit dramatic

[-] arcrust@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 years ago

When I was in the navy I went to a barcade and decided to buy around 1000 little army men. I managed to hide about 200 of them and I still have buddies telling me they found another.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

c/greendawn is for you!

I heard that on one ship army men were considered good luck, guarding places and keeping the gremlins out of the engines and other important systems. A new officer thought it was silly and told them to take them all down, but he changed his mind after the ship became plagued with a bunch of issues for weeks on end.

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

Jennifer's kinda sardistic lol

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago

Is that when you abuse fish?

[-] cantsurf@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

Sardomackerechism is the giving and receiving of pleasure involving the receipt or infliction of a hook in the mouth.

[-] June@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

I hate flamingos. This is relevant because my partner saw this exact post and decided to buy 200 tiny silicone flamingos and have everyone at my birthday party this year hide them all around my house.

This was in March and I’m still finding them 😂

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Thanks, you've reminded me that I've been meaning to buy some pink flamingo lawn ornaments for my mid-century house.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Googly eyes are also great fun if you want revenge.

Nothing like pulling out a can of beans from the pantry and having it just goofy eyeballing you.

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Is this a thing people do? This is like the 3rd time I've heard about this today

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They're probably partly inspired by this guy.

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[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

These are for Mardi Gras king cakes, in case you're wondering the actual use.

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