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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Wowsers! This really whips the Llama's tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won't quit — it's like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I thought the exact same thing!!

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

what's in your pants? a gun.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 1 month ago
[-] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 4 weeks ago

The word you're looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it's a real thing.

[-] dan@upvote.au 15 points 1 month ago

TIL my gender is legs.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.

[-] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Cus I must be nuts

[-] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

How can I qualify for government grants?

[-] Kertyna@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Got an aunt Florence livin' in France.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ain't got no chicken, ain't got no rats

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"...it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling."

1000002281

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

S to the I to the M to the P

[-] Limonene@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If gender is what's in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.

[-] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I must be phone/wallet then.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 month ago

What if I'm not wearing pants. Have I no gender?

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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