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[-] DaGeek247@fedia.io 177 points 13 hours ago

If you are an ICE agent experiencing thoughts of suicidal ideation, remember this: your choices and actions have led you to be undeserving of the life you were gifted, and the world is better off without you.

GodDAYUM that article is fucking brutal.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago

It's not wrong though.

[-] 0x520@slrpnk.net 38 points 11 hours ago

I wish all ICE agents a happy go kill yourselves.

[-] bamboo 48 points 13 hours ago

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. There are people who can help you if you're having thoughts of suicide, unless you're Stephen Miller.

[-] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 12 points 10 hours ago

In this instance, rapid and total desuscitation was clearly indicated by experts as the optimal solution

[-] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

If you were a brown shirt or an SS-Mann in Nazi Germany or a faceless ICE thug in the Trump regime, you are an objectively bad person. Subhuman filth. You have no worth to society or to anyone around you. You're not welcome here and nobody likes you. Please make yourself go away.

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 63 points 14 hours ago

She did her part!

Joking aside, thoughts and prayers for all those struggling ICE agents out there:
I think they deserve to suffer,
I pray the consequences of their inhumanity make them suffer more.

[-] KAtieTot 8 points 11 hours ago
[-] vinceman 8 points 3 hours ago
[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Same vibes as Jimmy Carr roasting Ann Colter and I’m here for it.

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

ICE agents should ice themselves anyway...

[-] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago

NO!

Not if there is a slight possibility of them getting revived from being in the freezer!

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