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[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

Not wearing sunscreen and getting a sunburn is a psyop to get men to buy more aloe vera.

[-] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I would wear suncream more often, but:

  1. I'm allergic to something in most brands of suncream so if I run out I'm having to deal with rashes all over where I used it.
  2. I hate how it makes me feel slimy after using it

There's this Loreal suncream spray I like that I can't seem to find that feels like water and when it's dry, it doesn't feel like you have suncream on. It's perfect for me! I'm not allergic to it either so I can actually go in the sun without turning red and blotchy!

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

that feels like water and when it's dry,

What does water feel like when it's dry?

[-] grepe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

only one way to find out

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

i get burnt with multiple layers of sun lotion

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I put on sun screen every morning to ward off basal cell skin cancer. It sucks but it's cheaper than going to the dermatologist to have basal cell skin cancer removed. The worst part is getting it in my eyes. On the plus side, the splotchy age spots on my temples have disappeared

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 hours ago

Pour one out for the back of my calves. Every summer I forget.

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Incredibly, my legs somehow never get burnt

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Same until I got a bicycle

My wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown.

Not me. There is no "tan" for me. It's either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

I turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

And then theres me who does not go outside that often, never uses suncream and doesnt get a sunburn when I decide to go outside for longer times.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 35 points 7 hours ago

Clearly you've never met someone like my wife.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 12 points 6 hours ago

If the cream wasn't such a goddamn sensory nightmare...
UPF clothes FTW

[-] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 71 points 9 hours ago

mate it's £5-10 for a 200ml bottle I'd hardly call that cheap

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

In the city of Utrecht NL they have free sunblock stations spread around the city. It shows the temp and UV rating. But buying it in store is crazy expensive and often the quality is poor. Some fancy tiny spray bottles go up to 12 euros, only good for 3 to 4 uses. wtf. Imagine being ginger, there's a ginger tax called sunblock.

[-] GingerGoodness@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

As a ginger- the petrol money to go shop in Germany at DM or Rossmann is cheaper than the ginger tax here.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I buy the store brand from the local supermarket. €2,99 for a 250 ml bottle of SPF 30 and it works great. I never get sunburn, even during multi hour bike rides in the blazing sun.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 points 9 hours ago

WTF are those prices. I'd start looking into importing from abroad ...

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 32 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Cost of living in the UK is up 25% since Brexit happened in 2021.

"We've become the first country in the history of the world to have placed economic sanctions upon itself" -James O'Brien

We're a population of morons who will still blame anything but ourselves for the position we're in.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 hours ago

The British are the Americans of Europe, so that makes sense.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

Like father, like son.

[-] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 3 points 7 hours ago

Here in the Netherlands it’s expensive as well. Like a small bottle of name-brand sunscreen is €30.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 11 hours ago
[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 hours ago

but they're specifically avoiding burning their hams

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Went out to look for a reason to hide again

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

My excuse is that the weather was predicted as "cloudy" when we left in the morning. When we were on the trip, though, the sun was burning down to extinct humanity instead.

[-] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 7 points 7 hours ago

You should be putting sunscreen on regardless, and reapplying every 3 hours.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 51 points 13 hours ago

Cheap is not the case everywhere. In Germany it's cheap, in the Netherlands it's much more expensive and in Croatia a bottle is like 25 Euro

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 32 points 12 hours ago

In the US it's cheap but unregulated and full of shit that's terrible for you. Or you can pay an arm and a leg for stuff that's better but still not up to the standards of most other countries. I learned this by getting a chemical burn in my eye from sunscreen... meant for my face.

[-] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

In the US it's cheap but unregulated

It’s the exact opposite actually.

US sunscreen is way worse than sunscreen in other parts of the world like the EU. It doesn’t block the harmful radiation as well. The reason is that it’s more strictly regulated in the US. IIRC it’s not considered a cosmetic product but instead it’s a medical product.

As such it’s subject to much stricter regulation and requires much more (expensive) testing before being allowed on the market. Due to this it’s considered too expensive to introduce the newer, more advanced sunscreen products in the US so you’re stuck with the older, crappier sunscreen.

[-] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm not sure I'd call US sunscreens way worse (they are still very effective at blocking UVB, just not UVA as effectively), but there are definitely better options abroad. There definitely aren't many options; that's part of why Hawaii banning two common sunscreen ingredients for marine toxicity reasons was such a big deal.

[-] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago

The USA is the Wild West when it comes to safety standards of any product.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago

Oh, that's bad. Made me think of this sunscreen and in Robocop 2.

[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago

Every English tourist in Australia.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 10 hours ago

Australia is a different beast though. I went out for like 10 minutes without a hat or sunscreen on a particularly hot december noon and my nose damn near fell off the day after 😅 Not because I thought I'm too tough to get sunburnt but if you live your entire life in Europe you just can't imagine the sunshine being this potent. Never happened again after that incident 😄

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago

...and Florida, and Jamaica, and Mexico, and (I presume) Spain. There is no corner of the earth in which the English will not challenge the mighty Helios until they are as red as the cross of St. George.

[-] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago

*Me in Vitoria, Spain: "You guys get sun?"

Large parts of the north of Spain are basically UK in terms of weather.

[-] alchemist2023@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

In New Zealand the sun feels like it's stabbing you after 10min in summer. I can feel my skin prickling like tiny fire ants.It doesn't take long to burn here. serious respect for the sun and upper atmosphere

there's a hole in my ozone dear lyza, dear lyza..

[-] MadPsyentist@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 hours ago

Its not the ozon hole (well its a little bit the fault of the ozon hole) but its because due to the eleptical orbit of the earth around the sun the southern hemisphere is closer to the sun in summer than the north hemisphere.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Baking in the sun risks skin cancer. But people like to be tanned, so cancer is worth it for a good look.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 hours ago

If you hate the feel of sunscreen like I do, check out UPF clothing 👍

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

But it's gross :C

(summer sunshine is also gross even without sunburns, though)

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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I don't remember it being cheap

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