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[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 153 points 1 day ago

Erm, we stopped wearing them?

[-] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Next up: the real reason we all stopped breathing oxygen

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

[Dissenting silence]

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

I was gonna say they’re my favorite type

[-] groolthedemon@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

Yeah! Fuck pullover hoodies. They literally suck. When you get warm, instead of simply unzipping I gotta pull the whole thing off and over my head. Then my Tshirt and hair get messed up and it's a whole thing. Zipups forever. I'll die on this hill.

[-] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

And there's the chance of getting my glasses smudged, because of course I'm too lazy to take those off beforehand.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Hold up, which pullover hoodies are the ones that literally suck? Asking for a friend

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

the ones my ex gf still has

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I prefer my hoodie pocket, thank you very much.

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Why have one when you can have two?

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Two shitty pockets that can't fit something like a DS in it.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My zip up hoodie has a back pocket that can fit a full ass 1,5litre coke bottle 😆

[-] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 1 day ago

Varusteleka much

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hey baby, looking mighty thicc in that hoodie! Are you all that, with booty forever or do you have a soda bottle ?

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I don't think I've ever seen a hoodie with a back pocket. Seems there are a few styles though. I can't imagine using it all that much since it's going to be uncomfortable using any seat with a back to it.

[-] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

What kind of hoodies are you buying? I can fit a DS in my ass pocket ffs

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

You need to buy better hoodies, I can fit so much shit in my favorite zip up :P

[-] not_IO 1 points 17 hours ago
[-] HKPiax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Look at big dick dude here

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[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 day ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago

Most of us in the northern hemisphere. But only temporarily.

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

EDIT: I get it, the consensus is that this is incorrect. I retract my statement.

~~Surprised no one has said this yet:~~

~~This happens when you put zip-up clothing in the dryer. The fabric shrinks and shifts but the metal/plastic zipper doesn't, creating a size mismatch that results in a bulge. Hang-dry your zip-up hoodies instead. I have hoodies that are close to a decade old and still haven't begun to bunch up because they've never seen the inside of a dryer.~~

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

my family hasn't owned a dryer in all the years i used to wear zip up hoodies and they still did that

[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

This always is happens to my zip-up hoodies, and i've never used a dryer in my life. I believe it's just that the zipper is stiffer than the fabric, so it does not fold the same way as fabric does.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

It could be a badly designed hoodie as well. I started watching a YT channel that examines different clothing brands lately and I learned a lot about how the actual fabric choices and panel shapes affect the comfort of the clothing in ways like this.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

does that affect my zipper stiffy?

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 7 points 22 hours ago

going to shift the blame to the industry and not the user.

they overstretch the fabric, so it's bigger and any clothing item can be sold using lest fabric, however most washing will relax the fabric to it's normal size, messing up the garment.

[-] CompassRed@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

No has said it because it's not true.

[-] Visstix@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just let your penis hang out so people don't confuse your hoodie for a bulge.

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This is actually one of the few reasons I'm wearing them

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

There's no shame in flaunting your hoodickie

[-] bigbangfieri@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

seeing this in my zip-up hoodie, who stopped?

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Fellas is it gay to have a fake boner because of my hoodie?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

The elusive stomach penis.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Gonna need a source bro.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Some of my pants do that, its always a nice game of whack-a-mole trying to get rid of it. Also i dont wear zipper hoodies because i believe in the pull-over superiority

[-] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

As a long time zip-up wearer and supporter, how is the pull-over better? I always find it way more annoying to put on and take off.

It's like putting on an extra shirt that then clings to your first shirt whenever you want to take it off so you have to work harder to not flash everyone when you take it off. For the zip-up, it just wraps around you and zips up. It's easy on, easy off.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The zip up is more annoying - I stopped zipping them years ago, which means they flap all over and don’t keep out the cold or rain

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I usually dont take it off and if you do that its much more cozy. Even during the winter i wear short sleeves and a hoodie and then during the summer i just take the hoodie out of the equation.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Because they hide the boner

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

great for high school presentations

[-] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Speak for yourself, my husband’s hoodie is so comfortable and I will never give it up; except to my husband when he is ravishing me after I came into the bedroom only wearing his hoodie….

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Just fold the bottom of the jacket in.

Or, you know. Have good posture lol.

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