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[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

I look forward to Christians saying this is blasphemous and it subsequently being made illegal. As is tradition.

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 21 points 1 year ago

Hopefully they'll just refuse to use it and all the Christians will die of cancer

[-] Bogasse@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Not cool wishing people death :/

Plus it won't be efficient as most cancer form after you're not fertile anymore.

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't wish death, I said I hope Christians stick to their guns and refuse to believe in science like many already do.

All they need is God, it would be hypocritical of them to rely on science which disproves their religion to save their life.

[-] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Everyone dies

[-] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago

Christian here, I don't understand why anyone would object to this lol

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

Could you... I dunno, just talk to other Christians? Tell them they're being silly on stem cells, women's health, the age of the Earth, evolution, LGBTQ+ people, and much more?

And could you please, please, please get them to finally actually read those Bibles gathering dust on their bookshelves? Help them discover for themselves that Jesus has a lot to say about hypocrisy and nothing to say about gay people? Maybe they'll also discover that God doesn't help those who help themselves, but instead commands his followers to help each other?

[-] Hardeehar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I think the other Christians may have other issues that need resolving first if they believe that this is something that should be stopped or hindered.

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Christianity as a religion is laudable.

Christianity as a political ideology is terrifying.

[-] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Religion IS political ideology.

[-] Hardeehar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I believe it can work inwardly and be separate from politics. In reality, though, I don't think it can.

[-] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No, I mean they're the same thing.

It's a bunch of ideology, doctrine, a platform, people get irrationally defensive and tribal about it, 85% of people follow the same one their parents / peers do, etc etc.

Only difference is the top guy tends to be invisible and impossible to vote out.

[-] Hardeehar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Hey, that makes sense.

I was seeing "political" and misunderstanding it.

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because at some point one of the scientists learned how to reprogram somatic cells by experimenting on embryonic stem cells.

Mostly it's because the man who yells about God on the tv while demanding money for his 5th private jet said so, plus the south is represented in government by the best and brightest of its used car salesmen.

[-] 520@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Because they need a new outrage target.

It's not like there was any reason to be outraged about the lack of conservative indoctrination in schools either.

[-] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Christian here and I think this is awesome! Some of us are ignorant, closed-minded dipshits and I am truly sorry. Truth be told, this Jesus guy was pretty great, but most of his fan club is fucking nuts.

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 33 points 1 year ago

When is CRISPR going to grant me immortality god damnit. Every year that drips past is one less with my immortality guarantee.

I want to be immortal even if it kills me.

[-] Acters@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Even if it kills you? Seems Counterintuitive, it would only be logical if you are pursuing it from sheer effort and not because a bad batch got experimented on you. I hope your efforts for immortality go well. Please share your findings with the world

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Were they muscle cells before they were cancer cells?

Because that seems like a problem if they weren't.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 24 points 1 year ago

Brain tumor, now you can exercise your brain

[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

So that explains why I get +1 STR every time I read a book

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Dr. Kawashima suddenly became more creepy.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you even lift, br~~o~~rain.

[-] NoMoreLurking@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago

Ah, so this is how you get zombies!

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

theres a secret exit in the back of the fireplace if you wanna give the maniac who punched someone in the face at an awards show a sequel vehicle

[-] AndreaHill@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

I mean .... Yeah?

[-] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

This is the way

[-] hellfire103@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago
[-] londos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's like genetic Judo.

[-] AndreaHill@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?

[-] hombre_fundido@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Potentially. You could engineer potatoes to produce more of certain starches and less moisture, so it would fry up crispier than normal.

[-] DarienGS@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That sounds pretty useful, why did it stop?

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's the neat part, it doesn't.

Which is the problem when it reaches other healthy cells. That'd be the next stage of research.

[-] ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago

"Good news, we turned your cancer AND skeletal system all into muscle!"

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

So it's like cancerous muscle? That's like asking to be written into a comic book.

[-] there1snospoon@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Mmm kinda was, the Cancerverse of the marvel universe sorta fits.

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