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[-] einlander@lemmy.world 197 points 1 month ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 217 points 1 month ago

On the contrary, this speaks directly to their target audience

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 122 points 1 month ago

Fry: Sorry, I'm not here to buy.

Car Dealer: I understand, and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.

Fry: I care! I care plenty! But I just don't know how to make them stop!

Car Dealer: One word: Thundercougarfalconbird.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

What sharp wit those writers had. Futurama will never leave my cadre of favorite TV shows.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

That was the most OP writing team ever

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Didn't they have multiple doctorates on that team? Like north of double digits despite there only being like 20 writers total?

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Three Ph.D.s, seven masters degrees, and cumulatively had more than 50 years at Harvard. I wont hold Harvard against them though.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 43 points 1 month ago

Boomers and GenX whose parents paid for their college.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Or who could afford college with “a summer job.”

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Or those who didn't go to college, and bought a house soon after getting a "professional" job out of high school, and wondering why more lazy kids aren't doing the same

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 139 points 1 month ago

There's a lot more to unpack here then it being a car ad.

"old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in" is a completely foreign concept in modern society.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 62 points 1 month ago

On the part of the company as well.

If your customer's kids go to college, they'll grow up to earn more money that they can spend on pointless expensive cars in the future.

But we need to chop down that tree for firewood. Not because they're cold, but because they like a nice pile of firewood.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Future not matter, only current fiscal quarter matter.

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[-] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 120 points 1 month ago

Alternatively: Die wondering why your kids don't talk to you

[-] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

There's so many depressing layers to that joke. Like a sad, sad capitalist onion laughing at its own rotting core.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

haha,

unnafordable education is funny

haha,

fuck them kids

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[-] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 month ago

If my dad was an advertisement.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 21 points 1 month ago

Sure he didn't want to help his children with college, but strangers are going to notice him more due to the car he's driving and you can't put a price on that.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I just everyone driving a (at least a new) muscle car, fairly or unfairly be-damned. It shows you waste your money and care more about appearing "cool" above many other things. Either that or you're insanely rich which also makes you a bad person. People in mustangs and corvettes are always the one putting the pedal to the floor to get to the next stop light. Fucking moron assholes.

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[-] telllos@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Education shouldn't cast a sports car.

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Wiggles fingers over math textbook

"I CAST... SPORTS CAR!!!"

Points ruler at the PA system

Tate Mcrae plays over the PA

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[-] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Crazy how college is so expensive in the US that your parents gotta start saving 20 years in advance.

(Im guessing this is the US and also seeing this banner just gave me that thought)

[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

The Micheal Jordan meme has entered the chat.fk them kids- Michael Jordan

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 24 points 1 month ago

To be fair, there's a good chance that there isn't much of a future for kids cuase you know ..... gestures to everything

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

That's probably the worst ad I've ever seen.

So anyway, I'm buying foreign.

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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago

The Mustang has been the car of choice for mid-life crises for a long time.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Let's face it, the people dumb enough to buy one of these probably aren't raising college material.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] drsilverworm@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago

This picture is almost 10 years old now, definitely from the beforetimes

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
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[-] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I went to public university in , and not only was it free but we got a monthly allowance. It wasn’t some subpar education, I managed to get a 6-figure salary working in the US for a Fortune 200 company until I decided to move back earlier this year.

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[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Targeting that mid life crisis dad.

[-] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A car is cheaper than most colleges.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

This ad seems aimed at people who think you can still "work your way through college" without debt.

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[-] greenhorn@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

That car starts at $110,000 USD, about the same as in-state cost of attendance in Michigan where the mustang is made and Nevada where Shelby is based

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[-] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Someone actually did think of the children. Not in a good way, though.

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