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TranscriptA tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I am an ηβπ male?

[-] nathanjent@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

It's just the same angry guy with 6 different styles.

[-] Lojcs@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Mister fantatic, iceman, spiderman, havoc, harry potter and cyclops

[-] zea_64 6 points 3 months ago

Where's epsilon?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Where’s the RTM male or Gold Master male

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago
[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

shrigma balls lmao gottem 😎

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

Alpha male is the stereotype of MLM salesman

[-] germanatlas 5 points 3 months ago

Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Idk wtf a "gamma male" is but at least they acknowledge men with long hair now.

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

What a load of BS.

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago

I guess the long hair checks out, but I’d like some overalls too 😔

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

But... But I don't own any of those outfits!

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

The choices are rather limited, but it's fun to use Latin I guess. Makes you sound smart, like your classifications have some cutting edge meaning. I generally use ancient wonders of the world as in..."Are you a 'Gardens of Babylon?' ". In all cases, and every case, you contain parts of all.

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