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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That could look hot with a conventionally attractive belly and perhaps some low-cut pants. Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts, though - exposing your armpits is huge for ventilation.

Hot-girl summer is genderless

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 11 points 4 months ago

Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts

Oh trust me, they roll those up too. For the full bikini effect.

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

That's how it's done in India.

[-] enbiousenvy 34 points 4 months ago

that's why crop top should be more acepted for unisex clothing.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 23 points 4 months ago

We must go back to 80's hot guy standards

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 27 points 4 months ago

Look at them, living life, no micro plastics in sight just red blooded American masculinity and lead poisoning like God intended

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

We had plastic in the ‘80s.

[-] breecher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

They are chock full of microplastics, they just don't know it.

[-] match@pawb.social 12 points 4 months ago

80s hot guy fashion with 20s body standards

[-] knightly@pawb.social 2 points 4 months ago

So long as we're not talking the 1820's

[-] MysteriousSophon21@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Hell yeah, crop tops for everyone would solve this whole issue and they're way more stylish then rolling up a t-shirt lol

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

The Balkans have had this ages ago... I guess it was called Balkan Bikini this entire time it's just that no one named it...

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Wait.

Grandfathers exposing themselves is so frequent that they have a word for it?

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago

It's basically a compound word created to describe this phenomenon, don't worry lol

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Where I come from, nowhere near China, it's pretty common to see old men shirtless in their gardens. Hell, my neighbor pretty much just hanged around in his undies all day every day from May to September lmao

Technically now he's a great-grandfather.

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That's where you steal stuff while you're hanging dong so if you get caught you have a distraction

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Not sure it'd be much of a distraction.

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Fuckin gottem lol

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Is it distinctive, though? I went to Mexico and saw this everywhere from folks who seemed like locals.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

It's very common in Vietnam too

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I do that and I just get called gay slurs.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 months ago

This is all across SE Asia. I've seen it through Cambodia, Thailand, The Philippines, Laos... it's a heat thing.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear poured water unto flannel over shirt, now cool but truck bench is now wet.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago

I don't get why they don't just take off their shirt if its so hot?

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago

Because then you have to set it down somewhere

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago

I do it all the time and hang it somewhere. off a belt or just keep it round my neck. If its real hot you need to free up the pits.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

Maybe they think it's indecent to expose their nipples. We certainly seem to think like that when it comes to women's wear, see regular bikini tops.

[-] Occultist0178@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I call it Couch Status Quo

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