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[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago

Can I get a different scale? I don't think my respect and appreciation for kids lies anywhere on this line graph.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

That's the (rather horrifying) joke.

[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

It doesn't, I think the trap is trying to answer the question lol.

[-] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This is the graphical equivalent to "Have you stopped beating your wife?"

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

You do realise there are people on both ends of the scale... At the same time.

[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 days ago

The meme even shows their photos.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You reckon they fucked child corpses? I thought that was more of a Jimmy savile thing.

[-] no_username@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

horse shoe theory is finally valid

[-] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

pissrael is a notorious safe heaven for pedophiles and given the way Pedos objectivize and assault children, I believe both sides of the scale despise the young. I guess it comes with being a Nazi.

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Yea found this shit out from someone who was in my college, dude just moved to Israel midway through the semester, and then later found out he was a pedo and basically skipped town before the law came down on him.

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Not just US pedophiles either.

Ex-principal of Australian Jewish girls school convicted of sexually abusing students after extradition from Israel - CBS News - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/malka-leifer-latest-news-adass-israel-school-australia-ex-principal-sexual-abuse-girls/

[-] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

I’d** let* rabbis do that mouth clean post-circumcision if it meant cutting this bullshit out WTF

(*parental consent plus presumably no lasting psychological damage given lack of memory of the mouth sucking portion of the procedure - physical impact still there of course)

(**I guess that doesn’t matter because New York et al are OK with it apparently)

[-] whimsy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

The real horseshoe theory

[-] don@lemm.ee 48 points 2 days ago

Okay, z-axis it is.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 days ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 points 2 days ago

I give it five seconds before Nazis grab this and run it as actual anti-semitic propaganda.

[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

Trump is a problem with that. Quick do we have a left wing pedophile?

I dunno, check old hippies. There was a real shitty side to how some people interpreted sexual liberation.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Or French philosophers….

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Reactionaries think that Bill Clinton is left-wing, so they'd probably use him.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You could probably strawman one up real quick.

You murder babies.

I use a time machine to erase them from ever existing.

We Are Not The Same.

[-] Count042@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

How has no one pointed out that there is a fuck ton implicating Epstein as a Mossad operation.

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

I have heard this several times, but still don't know the context. Any resources?

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Maxwell#Mossad_allegations;_Vanunu_case

The Foreign Office suspected Maxwell of being a secret agent of a foreign government, possibly a double agent or a triple agent, and "a thoroughly bad character and almost certainly financed by Russia". He had known links to the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6), to the Soviet KGB, and to the Israeli intelligence service Mossad.[58]

Shortly before Maxwell's death, Ari Ben-Menashe, a former employee of Israel's Military Intelligence Directorate, approached a number of news organisations in Britain and the US with the allegation that Maxwell and the Daily Mirror's foreign editor, Nicholas Davies, were both long-time agents for Mossad. Ben-Menashe also claimed that, in 1986, Maxwell informed the Israeli Embassy in London that Mordechai Vanunu revealed information about Israel's nuclear capability to The Sunday Times, then to the Daily Mirror. Vanunu was subsequently kidnapped by Mossad and smuggled to Israel, convicted of treason and imprisoned for eighteen years.[59]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghislaine_Maxwell

In November 1991, Robert Maxwell's body was found floating in the sea near the Canary Islands and Lady Ghislaine.[38] Soon afterwards, Ghislaine flew to Tenerife, where the yacht was berthed, to attend to his business paperwork.[26] She attended her father's funeral in Jerusalem alongside Israeli intelligence figures, president Chaim Herzog, and prime minister Yitzhak Shamir, who gave his eulogy.[39][40] Although a verdict of death by accidental drowning was recorded, Maxwell has since said she believes her father was murdered,[41] commenting in 1997: "He did not commit suicide. That was just not consistent with his character. I think he was murdered."[42] After his death, Robert Maxwell was found to have fraudulently appropriated the pension assets of Mirror Group Newspapers, a company that he ran and in which he held a large share of ownership, to support its share price.[43] Pension funds in excess of £400m were said to be missing, and 32,000 people were affected.[44] Two of Maxwell's brothers, Ian and Kevin, who were the most involved with their father in daily business dealings, were arrested on 19 June 1992 and charged with fraud related to the Mirror Group pension scandal.[45] The brothers were acquitted three and a half years later in January 1996.[46]

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20200106-jeffrey-epstein-was-blackmailing-politicians-for-israels-mossad-new-book-claims/

The claims are being made by the alleged former Israeli spy Ari Ben-Menashe in a soon-to-be-released book “Epstein: Dead Men Tell No Tales” in which he said that he was the handler of Ghislaine’s father Robert Maxwell, who was also an Israeli espionage agent and was the one who introduced his daughter and Epstein to Mossad.

“See, fking around is not a crime. It could be embarrassing, but it’s not a crime,” Menashe wrote in the book. “But fking a fourteen-year-old girl is a crime. And he was taking photos of politicians f**king fourteen-year-old girls—if you want to get it straight…They [Epstein and Maxwell] would just blackmail people like that.”

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/jeffrey-epstein-may-have-had-links-to-israeli-leaders-the-rolling-stone-674244

The report's author, Vicky Ward, cites four separate sources, some of which are considered more reliable than others. According to the report, Robert Maxwell - a conduit between the Israeli government and other governments during his life - introduced Epstein to Israeli leaders. Maxwell invested tens of millions of dollars into Israel's economy, serving as a point man for its governments. According to a Washington Post article published after his death, he visited Jerusalem once a month and even considered purchasing the Beitar Jerusalem soccer team. However, Epstein claimed in a 2002 interview with Ward that he had never met Maxwell. He did, however, have a well-known relationship with his daughter Ghislaine who is currently awaiting trail for charges related to helping Epstein in alleged sex-trafficking of minors. Epstein did visit Israel in 2008, almost moving permanently to avoid jail time. He decided against it, however, facing 13 months in jail, before being released on July 22, 2009. According to The Rolling Stone report, Epstein spent the last years of his life bragging to people, including journalists, that he was an advisor to an assortment of foreign leaders - including Israel. The article states he was known as a "hyper-fixer," somebody who can go between different cultures and networks.

Fuck these monsters just cannot miss an opportunity to be evil.

Her dad was (former) Mossad. The conspiracy theory is that she was a Mossad agent who worked to gather dirt on powerful people around the world. Basically, get photos of the POTUS banging a 14 year old, and you can use it to pressure him into doing things that you want.

[-] xav@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

I don't like that scale. Get me out of there ?

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I guess, like, maybe a two? I feel like im a two.

Edit: I feel like this needs some explanation.

When i was like 20 an older-than-me-looking 17 year old tried to unicorn-hunt me and my first assumption was 'oh great another fresh stanford grad skipping straight to the creepy bullshit' so I'd already turned her down in disgust for unrelated reasons before i realized she was a kid. Closest i ever got to pedophilia.

But my childhood dream was always to live in the woods, build an incredibly cool enticing house, and throw small children who bother me in the oven. Not because i hate them, but for pure what you might call today 'babayagamaxing'.

So i feel like im a pretty firm two.

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

So, a 5 would be the worst possible answer?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 days ago

5 is neutral, and it gets logarithmically worse as you move away from it, like the pH scale

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I read it as it being undefined with equal propensity for diddling children and murdering them

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

5 is Jeffrey Dahmer

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

"no propensity" is still equal. :)

My take is that 6-7 is the "kids can be pretty great sometimes", with room for "I have one or more that I really care about". 8 is for those people who just get legitimate pure joy out of kids. Usually grandparents or certain types of educators. 9 is creepy, and 10 is vile.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

2-3. Is getting real.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The one on the right isn't liking children. It's disliking them and willing to be cruel and scum enough to do what they did.

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

And having an incredibly small dick

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Considering the zero, I'm fairly comfortable the average human is pretty well situated in the negative numbers of that scale.

[-] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

The average human wants to kill millions of kids?

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Considering the actions currently being perpetrated against children (and women, elderly and civilians) by the the nation at the zero position, being in the negative range of that scale sounds pretty good.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I can see that. Little Hitlers, every one of them.

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Donald diddy

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Anything vs genocide. Normally an easy choice.

[-] Alistaire@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I like them very much, so it reaches the meter

[-] banana_lama@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Idk man this seems pretty apolitical

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Ok, so 0 is obvious. 1 would be killing specific kids. Is 2 not liking kids and not wanting to kill them?

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