On Saturday evening the president said: “Time and again, America’s enemies have learnt that if you threaten the American people, our soldiers are coming for you. Your defeat will be certain. Your demise will be final and your downfall will be total and complete. Because our soldiers never give up, never surrender and never ever quit. They fight, fight, fight and they win, win, win.”

I honestly don’t understand why he thinks this is a good, or even appropriate way to speak. Like, ever. About anything. He manages to sound both inappropriately threatening and simultaneously stupid.

However, by Grabthar’s Hammer, he quoted Galaxy Quest. So there’s that.

Good. I wish no one came.

Those crowds signal to every single other military dictator just how weak and pathetic cheetolini is, they will mock him to his face on this the next they meet

So for comparison, Rump's 45 million dollar parade got:

Over 11 million people came out in opposition:

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I know it doesn't matter much in the end, but fuck it made me so happy to see Donald's face when he was introduced and saw the barren landscape in front of the stage. It just makes me happy knowing that he knew, undeniably, that no one showed up to his stupid birthday party.

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