"Cancelled" would be great! The ultimate Fuck You from whatever God(s) exist.
But, does anyone truly believe Little Donnie Mangolini will let it go that easily??? Something he's yearned for since Season 1??
Methinks "rescheduled" is a more likely outcome. 🤷♂️
Don't even think that. He'd expose people to lightning before cancelling
I don’t know. He refused to go to D-Day 50th anniversary memorial ceremony because it was raining and he didn’t want to get wet. I guess it wasn’t his ego on the line, then, and I’m sure the Secret Service is insisting on a covered viewing area, anyway, after the near-miss in Buttler, PA.
Also held inauguration indoors due to bad weather.
The MAGA tears rained harder than the actual rain, lol
If they told him D-Day stood for Donald-Day, he'd have been there
Fair point... 🤷♂️ 🤦♀️
Knowing trump they'll make up some fake "security threat" thing to reschedule as opposed to "literally whatever God(s) you believe in don't want this to happen"
Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
^🫲^🍊^🫱^
FTFY
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt's control.
The fact that the military's birthday keeps getting called 'Trump's birthday' shows how far we are sliding into fascism.
Coincidentally, it is both his birthday and the US army’s “birthday.” Both arrived on June 14th, one in 1775 and the other in 1946.
The fact that ya’ll care at all is fucking weird, dude.
Edit: since apparently I wasn’t clear, I’m saying that celebrating your military’s birthday is fucking weird. Ya’ll went places with this one and none of them were remotely close.
The fact that yall don't care how bad Donald Diddy is is fuckin weird
Perhaps he could order Immigration and Customs Enforcement to deport the weather.
fire everyone at NOAA
Didn't that already happen?
Why bother when he can just sharpie it into better weather?
Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn't want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.
Then again Diaper Don doesn't like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.
Hey, evangelicals, remember how when anything bad happened, it was because God was sad that we weren't murdering gay people? So does this mean that God hates Trump?
Yes. Why do you think Pestilence was sent during the first term?
I don't remember RFK Jr from last time
If that's the case, I'm still hoping for clear skies with a well-placed lightning bolt
Thoughts and prayers
Get a water balloon and fill it with skunk musk ... basically skunk feces or the anal glands of a dead skunk
let it sit in the sun for an afternoon before you use it.
throw it anywhere near the parade route
the stink will last for days
I like the way you think but am horrified by your potential skunk-harvesting techniques.
What's the skunk to water balloon ratio for this operation?
My cat recently got skunked in her dumb face. I promise a fresh skunk is way fucking worse than one not fresh.
umm, yeah, I'm not sure where you get your dead skunks or where you get your ability to tolerate being near them or touching them... but that's fucking gross and weird.
Can't he just sharpie away the thunderstorm?
Maybe he can nuke it.
Cancel his parade and force the withdrawal of troops from LA? But that'll make Trump sad.
Awwwwwww.
It could not happen to a bigger piece of shit.
This is the inauguration all over again. This idiot thinks he has massive support from the people for his garish displays, until it gets close to time that will reveal how broadly hated he actually is, then either he or his team change things up to protect his fragile ego.
lol
Oh noez! /s
may be cancelled over thunderstorms
Israel: “Hold my beer.”
Will still be paid for though. 🙄
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