749
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 269 points 4 days ago

That ICE agent looks a lot like a protestor.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 68 points 4 days ago

Protesting immigrants seems to be their thing

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 112 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"And so if you drive off and you hit one of these people, that's their fault for impinging on you."

He continued, “You get 20 points for adult males, 30 points for adult females, and 50 points for children. Points can be redeemed for ‘DesantisBucks’ once you reach 500 points or more.”

EDIT: a word

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago
[-] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

The whole "hitting pedestrians is worth points" trope originated from Death Race 2000, I think. Still, yeah! Weird old movie.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

DeSantisCoin, a new crypto backed by the leader of Florida Man

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] numlok@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago

Cool, so all we need now is a list of Proud Boy demonstrations in FL.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

No not those protests

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Skyfox@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fact check: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said drivers in his state are allowed to hit protesters if they feel as though their life is being threatened. So technically true. But still not great

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Which means the same as their ridiculous stand your ground law: right wing traitor lunatics will get away with actual crimes, and normal decent folks will get busted.

[-] randon31415@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Which begs the question I've been asking for some time now: If someone tries to run someone over, and they respond by (non-fatally) shooting the driver, who gets arrested? (Assume both are white republicans).

[-] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

To make matters more complicated the driver is homeless and living in their motorhome, so were they also attacked in their own home?

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Florida has Castle Doctrine AND Stand Your Ground. Anybody comes into your home or vehicle, give them an overdose of lead.

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Using the “Kyle Rittenhouse” excuse!

“I was so fearful, that I drove from my house in IL to another state with a rifle and shot people because, “I feared for my life! Not like it was murder or anything!”

So now all MAGOTS are free range, hit em if you see them and feel threatened!! So in FL you can run someone over via the governor! So fucking dumb! I can’t even try to understand what is truly going on in America because no one can other than all the oligarchs and billionaires running the country/world!!

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 days ago

In that case, I guess it's ok to splatter the folks protesting in front of planned parenthood?

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

A state governor just authorized vehicle ramming attacks against probably his own citizens. Disgusting and disgraceful.

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

He didn't "authorize" anything. That's not how laws or public policies are created. He's just bloviating like all MAGA Nazis. If it actually happened, the person would be prosecuted based on the law, and their defense of "The governor said it was okay!" would not be accepted by the judge.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

He's authorizing terrorism against free speech as a loophole for getting around the first amendment

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago

Weird. The more I look at DeSantis the more he looks like a protestor. Just me?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Free speech is where people legally violently kill or injure you for speaking

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 56 points 4 days ago

So we have the right to hit you with our car Ron?

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 4 days ago

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Joeyowlhouse@lemmy.wtf 10 points 3 days ago

And people wonder why South Park stopped making episodes. The world of South Park is normal compared to this.

[-] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 30 points 4 days ago

This is just one more reason why there needs to be an organization participating in protest spaces specifically to provide armed security, same as Black Panthers provided security for civil rights protests.

People won't be so willing to drive into a crowd of protesters if the bloc has an armed perimeter.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I read that as Protestants and wondered how long Desantis had been a Fenian

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

Same with right to hit Nazis and police with cars.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

What if we hit him with a car?

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Greg Abbot was hit by a tree struck by a lightning bolt from god. If you run over DeSantis you're just doing the lord's work.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

“Have Right to Hit [liberal, democratic, equality-seeking, anti-fascist] Protesters With Cars [but not pro-fascist, talibangelical, NAZI demonstrators]”

The subtext is important.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 25 points 4 days ago

This belongs in something like c/evilpeople more than nottheonion

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's called attempted murder.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Bear this in mind next time something like a unite the right or Jan 6 happens.

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago

At this point Republicans are just being idiots. They say whatever 1940s idiot shit pops into their head.

Saying this in the 40s in america would get you hanged with an engine as counterweight.

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 days ago

Sponsored by Rockstar Games

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago
[-] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

That means I have the right to put 9 rounds into the drivers seat before that happens.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I’m firing my gun at the driver in defense if they’re trying to hit me with their car

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago
[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Realistically it's a "Stand Your Ground" situation for the protestor if they are threatened with deadly force from a car attack, so the protestors can legally shoot drivers who are attempting to run them over. So if Rhonda wants to escalate that's what they are asking for, GTA street wars basically.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 4 days ago
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago
[-] entwine413@lemm.ee 14 points 4 days ago

I'm all for hating desantis, but context is important:

We also have a policy that if you're driving on one of those streets and a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you, you have a right to flee for your safety.

load more comments (10 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
749 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

16768 readers
1406 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS