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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Heatmap of birthdays

Pretty much every country has a mating season. It's late autumn / early winter here in the UK. Birthdays all year round, but definitely peaking nine months after those long nights.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Not what a mating season implies and that distribution actually proves we don't have one. Animals with mating seasons are usually only fertile during that period. They're not just extra horny.

You would be better off arguing that humans are an opportunistic mating species with that data. With the information from a more resource starved period it might look closer to correct.

[-] meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago

Also consider social factors- chances are more baby's are made during celebrations, and wintertime has a BUNCH of those. I've hooked up with so many people after the NYE midnight kiss, lord knows how many kids I have running around this city.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Acknowledged.

[-] Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

I'll just say autumn makes me horny to complete the circle

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago
[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago

And not a burger?!?

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago

Some of us are just horny all the time.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

When one of the main characters of Freefall (webcomic), who is a genetically modified female red wolf, was asked "what's it like to be in heat?" She responded by saying that since humans don't have a mating cycle a more accurate question would be, "what's it like to not be in heat."

Florence is a very patient lady.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

I wonder if they have post-nut clarity.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 16 points 18 hours ago

Yes humans have a mating season, it’s called “payday”

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago

Summer dress season is very much a thing...

[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I think the snuggling season (winter) is very much a contender

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 39 points 1 day ago

Technically, human mating seasons kind of exist but its a monthly pattern, not a yearly one. I guess.

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 9 points 19 hours ago

It's also per human

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago

The most common birth month is August. The ratio to the least common is 1.14:1. Make of that what you will.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago

Okay so let me think out loud

August is month 8

It takes 9 months for babby to formed

Okay so 9 months prior to August is...

Wait fuck does that include the first month

No wait yeah

So human mating season peaks in December

Makes sense.

In the north, it's too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

In the south, it's too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport

I will take my findings to the UN

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 31 points 23 hours ago

TL;DR: it's actually November.

Okay so 9 months prior to August is...

You can simply subtract 9 or add 3 to the month number. If you want to verify, break out your hands and get counting months. Start with no fingers raised for November, then raise a finger every month you count, and see where you get to when you have 9.

Wait fuck does that include the first month

A duration is going to include the starting and ending months. Do a very simple example: January (1) to February (2) is one month (2 - 1 = 1).

If you feel silly for messing this up, don't. Off by one errors are incredibly common. I always count them out just to double check em myself.

[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

This person maths. Btw which version of Linux?

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Trying out NixOS at the moment. (:

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

But doesn't the 9 months of pregnancy technically start on the first day since a woman's last period? That's what makes anti-abortion laws even more absurd, because you can be 8 weeks pregnant if you only had sex 5 weeks ago.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Damnit Jim, I'm a computer scientist, not a biologist!

[-] mkwarman@lemmy.mkwarman.com 2 points 15 hours ago

I thought it was 9 months from the first missed period

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

Lol had to look this up because it's complicated.

https://flo.health/pregnancy/pregnancy-health/fetal-development/how-long-is-pregnancy

“Ovulation [when an egg is released from your ovaries ready for fertilization] typically takes place around two weeks after the first day of your last period, and this is when a baby would be conceived. But because you won’t know that you’re pregnant until you’ve missed your next period, approximately two weeks later, you’ll already be four weeks pregnant when you get your positive test result. At that point, you’ll have approximately 36 more weeks to go,” Dr. Celestine says.

So pregnancies typically last 10 months, but we say 9 months since you don't even know you're pregnant until you're 4 weeks pregnant. But anti-abortion laws still count that 4 weeks.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago

December is peak holiday season. When people relax, and have time on their hands ...

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

UK plays and watches a lot of ball sport in December.

I'm sure 9 months also includes November. November is when cold and dark starts. Cold and dark means people seek to get warm. Impregnate partner is warming.

Also, I imagine there's another birth peak in November due to Valentines babies.

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

There's a big peak around Christmas due to Easter, which sucks, because while there's a peak, fewer midwives are available because they too have more time off around christmas.

Don't get pregnant during easter!

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 23 hours ago

Yes, some girls don't want to not have a boyfriend over the holidays due to social pressure. Not sure if that is still a thing, but it definitely was when I was young.

[-] medem@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 day ago

We do. 'Spring fever' is very real. What's less clear is why.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 23 hours ago

Because suddenly everyone can shed clothing and be more social. The oppression of winter is over, and the promise of having food and plenty later in the summer is there. Makes sense to me.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Today I learned I live under the oppression of winter year round

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

My condolences.

Can I offer you some egg stew in these cold and trying times?

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

Then what do you call spring break

[-] hungryphrog 3 points 18 hours ago

what on earth is a spring break

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 16 hours ago

It’s when the American White Girl migrates south in search of a mate.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 9 hours ago

Which is funny because the American White Boy does the same thing, this could all be a lot more efficient.

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