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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 119 points 2 months ago

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 72 points 2 months ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 months ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[-] lowered_lifted 47 points 2 months ago

that's not a "street gang" it's called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

Street gang sounds cooler

[-] caboose2006@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[-] gaja@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 months ago

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[-] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[-] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[-] owl@infosec.pub 19 points 2 months ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[-] kittenzrulz123 14 points 2 months ago

Who is the mugger and who is the police? Who owns the store? Who said store can't sell old bread? Who enforces that?

[-] kittenzrulz123 1 points 1 month ago

What? You're taking this way too literally

[-] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 12 points 2 months ago

Which board are these short stories usually on?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

We can't tell you because then you'll go there and we can't have that on our conscience.

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 5 points 2 months ago

Dunno if there's a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

[-] rapchee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

it's not unlikely that this was made with some greentext image generator.
i thought i had a link, in some other conversation somebody provided one before, but now i can't find it

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

He has eyes everywhere

[-] RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

The Bear

Richie is the guy

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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