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Is mayonnaise a distribution?
Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.
It will be now that the idea has been sown.
Then there will be rival distros that hate each other. Dukes vs Miracle Whip debates. etc.
Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise. And no one actually knows what it is other then just plain nasty. Never, ever buy Miracle Whip.
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This is what using Lemmy feels like sometimes.
Here's some others:
- Windows is garbage. The last time windows was good was Windows [10, 7, 2000, NT, 3.1, O/S2].
- don't you care about your privacy?
- All AI is all slop all the time. If you think of using AI you are garbage.
- Star Trek. I have no issues with my Star Trek homies. Y'all are awesome.
You are forgetting:
- you have the moral obligation to pirate all creative works.
IP as a concept exists in a superstate where it's bad in the context of piracy but good in the context of generative AI.
When I watch a movie, the credits roll at the end. I can look up the actors on IMDb. Even if I pirated it, I know who made it. That's how I know Rian Johnson is a good director and I should watch anything he makes.
AI can't name its inspiration.
I'm sorry XP was the good windows lmao
Windows XP was the start of the worst of Windows. Keep 9x out of NT!
hey i like my snes9x
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The last time Windows was good was… hmm. Never. It was never good.
hey winmate on my tandy sensation was pretty awesome.
windows n-1 was was good: an always relevant statement not because it’s true, but because less shit than whatever the garbage is now is such a low bar
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Lemmy: AI is garbage
Me who uses it to eliminate a shit ton of my mindless tasks like writing unit tests: You are garbage and is your opinion
*gets downvoted to oblivion*
The lemmy experience
Please tell me you do at least proofread the unit tests though.
Ps: No your garbage
No I don't proof read, I am an idiot who sucks at his job
- Capitalism is always given as the reason something is bad, that way nobody has to try and improve anything because the revolution is for later and working within the system is supporting the bad thing.
"Let's rant about linux.... in a linux community"
If you are so sassy about people having fun, just block the instance. I cant promise you will stop reading about linux, but your feed will be co siderably cleaner
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I'm sure Linux is overrepresented across the whole of Lemmy but to be fair, we are in a community specifically about Linux. You could also just block the term Linux and be done with it
If you think this meme is a depiction of something worth blocking all Linux communities over, then we are not on the same page. I was just poking fun.
I think you need to reinitialize pan.sh
Instructions unclear, now have a perfectly functioning system whereas before it would show ads in the Start Menu. Should I start over and do again?
If you see ads .... pour gasoline over the whole thing
No need for a vm btw, you can try a lot of them from your browser using distrosea.
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Distros, bistros, tomatoh, tomahto.
Looks like an average Google Gemini reponse
spoiler
Or just start with Ubuntu, while using a good mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.
Even better, Debian. Most peaceful distro ever.
Ubuntu is the miracle whip of distros.
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instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken, instead of soda, drink grilled chicken
arch is like when you put bacon on your grilled cheese and dip it in tomato soup
Just be to grow your own tomatoes and raise your own cows first
Ive always used Debian based OS and I'm scared of arch. But I'm intrigued.
way better than you’d expect, or a structurally catastrophic mess
and that’s a 50/50 or
btrfs reaching new heights
Alright guys I'm gonna tell you...I don't use butter on my grilled cheese.
Nah. I use mayonnaise. A very thin coating, it doesn't take much -- and ultimately it's easier for butter to be many more calories and taste inferior
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This is so stupid. I love it.
An infidel should not join the congregation, if they do not intend to convert. /s
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That sounds like a solid advice, where is the meme? smh
Fax in British accent
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