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[-] three@lemmy.zip 139 points 3 weeks ago

Is mayonnaise a distribution?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 66 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It will be now that the idea has been sown.

Then there will be rival distros that hate each other. Dukes vs Miracle Whip debates. etc.

[-] Bluewing@discuss.online 3 points 3 weeks ago

Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise. And no one actually knows what it is other then just plain nasty. Never, ever buy Miracle Whip.

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[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 79 points 3 weeks ago

This is what using Lemmy feels like sometimes.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago

Here's some others:

  • Windows is garbage. The last time windows was good was Windows [10, 7, 2000, NT, 3.1, O/S2].
  • don't you care about your privacy?
  • All AI is all slop all the time. If you think of using AI you are garbage.
  • Star Trek. I have no issues with my Star Trek homies. Y'all are awesome.
[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

You are forgetting:

  • you have the moral obligation to pirate all creative works.
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

IP as a concept exists in a superstate where it's bad in the context of piracy but good in the context of generative AI.

[-] MummysLittleBloodSlut 10 points 3 weeks ago

When I watch a movie, the credits roll at the end. I can look up the actors on IMDb. Even if I pirated it, I know who made it. That's how I know Rian Johnson is a good director and I should watch anything he makes.

AI can't name its inspiration.

[-] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry XP was the good windows lmao

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Windows XP was the start of the worst of Windows. Keep 9x out of NT!

[-] cupcakezealot 3 points 3 weeks ago

hey i like my snes9x

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[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

The last time Windows was good was… hmm. Never. It was never good.

[-] cupcakezealot 3 points 3 weeks ago

hey winmate on my tandy sensation was pretty awesome.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

windows n-1 was was good: an always relevant statement not because it’s true, but because less shit than whatever the garbage is now is such a low bar

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[-] cymor@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lemmy: AI is garbage

Me who uses it to eliminate a shit ton of my mindless tasks like writing unit tests: You are garbage and is your opinion

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

*gets downvoted to oblivion*
The lemmy experience

Please tell me you do at least proofread the unit tests though.

Ps: No your garbage

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

No I don't proof read, I am an idiot who sucks at his job

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  • Capitalism is always given as the reason something is bad, that way nobody has to try and improve anything because the revolution is for later and working within the system is supporting the bad thing.
[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Let's rant about linux.... in a linux community"

If you are so sassy about people having fun, just block the instance. I cant promise you will stop reading about linux, but your feed will be co siderably cleaner

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[-] meekah@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure Linux is overrepresented across the whole of Lemmy but to be fair, we are in a community specifically about Linux. You could also just block the term Linux and be done with it

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you think this meme is a depiction of something worth blocking all Linux communities over, then we are not on the same page. I was just poking fun.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 41 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 21 points 3 weeks ago

I think you need to reinitialize pan.sh

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Instructions unclear, now have a perfectly functioning system whereas before it would show ads in the Start Menu. Should I start over and do again?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

If you see ads .... pour gasoline over the whole thing

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No need for a vm btw, you can try a lot of them from your browser using distrosea.

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[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Distros, bistros, tomatoh, tomahto.

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like an average Google Gemini reponse

[-] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 10 points 3 weeks ago

spoiler


Or just start with Ubuntu, while using a good mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.

[-] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Even better, Debian. Most peaceful distro ever.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ubuntu is the miracle whip of distros.

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[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken, instead of soda, drink grilled chicken

[-] cupcakezealot 8 points 3 weeks ago

arch is like when you put bacon on your grilled cheese and dip it in tomato soup

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Just be to grow your own tomatoes and raise your own cows first

[-] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ive always used Debian based OS and I'm scared of arch. But I'm intrigued.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

way better than you’d expect, or a structurally catastrophic mess

and that’s a 50/50 or

[-] vodka@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

btrfs reaching new heights

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Alright guys I'm gonna tell you...I don't use butter on my grilled cheese.

Nah. I use mayonnaise. A very thin coating, it doesn't take much -- and ultimately it's easier for butter to be many more calories and taste inferior

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[-] PeteZa@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is so stupid. I love it.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

An infidel should not join the congregation, if they do not intend to convert. /s

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[-] katze@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 weeks ago

That sounds like a solid advice, where is the meme? smh

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fax in British accent

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