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[-] Cassa 56 points 1 week ago

It's anime plot.

Akagi I think

[-] Clairvoidance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Definitely written as if it is a reference to something, but if it's Akagi, it doesn't happen in the part adapted to the anime.

Akagi also isn't Chinese (and if he goes to China, it's not in the anime)

[-] cevn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Possibly later but Akagi didn’t go down like that iirc. If anything it was more bad ass.

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago

Is that the plot of some rando anime?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Edgy teens trying to mimic the insanity of early 4chan posts "before it was mainstream" and taking shit too far.

Alternatively, fake and gay: OOP fantasizes about getting topped by an elderly Chinese man with a cane and a service revolver (while also indulging in his delusions of chivalry).

[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 week ago

It's funny and unexpected, why are you negative about it?

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'm not the person you asked, but if i had to venture a guess (and you're genuinely asking lol) id say it's probably a combination of a few factors, like the derivative nature of the premise, the excessive 'try hard" vibe, the unsteady, 'too far, too fast' escalation to an aburdly boring and low stakes 'endgame'... I dunno, mix and match from there as you like i guess? Lol

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

I think this is a mission in Yakuza

[-] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think it's some TTRPG. due to "(it's our term for barbarians)" and the fact that it's pretty normal for my table's standard

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 1 week ago

In real life:

Staring out of my apartment window

see woman trying to open locked gate to the construction site across the street

do nothing because I don't give a shit

keep staring out of my apartment window

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not even at the woman, just enjoying the panoramic view of whatever is outside of the window, taking in all of the beauty of this lovely world.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

I thought the joke was gonna be that this is a storyline from Yakuza or something.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fake: Anon leaves his apartment to talk to a woman

Gay: Anon is knocked to the ground and surrounded by the Triad - clearly some fucked up bukkake fantasy.

[-] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 week ago

There's no banishment worse than having to play mahjong

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I like to read this as if he passed out right after thinking it was a ruse. In real life, people witnessed creepy 4chan approaching a woman on the street and reacted appropriately

[-] ssfckdt 3 points 1 week ago

bro why did you leave your house

This almost kind of sounds like just punishment for a nosy karen

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

didn't 4chan get taken down? where does this stuff come from?

this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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