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What they don't want you to know (sub.wetshaving.social)
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[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 42 points 1 day ago

Well, they have a point.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Should be spherical. Is the sun.

[-] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago

How do YOU know the sun is spherical? You never saw it from the side either

[-] irmoz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

We're always seeing the sun from the side

[-] psoul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It’s actually the shape of a tic tac and we are all just seeing “the tip”

Is this the birth of the Flat Sun theory?

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

*conical sun theory

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

You mean 3 months? 6 months ago you'd see the same section, from the other side.

Anyway, the Sun rotates too, so it's not that simple (you can see the sunspots moving). But yeah, right idea.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago
[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

oh so what's next? are your physics gonna tell us that the earth isn't flat either?

[-] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Of course not it's a cylinder, it has some curve and that's why people are fooled into believing it's a sphere

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

True. Have you seen world maps? They're rectangular. And it's mathematically impossible to make a isometric map between a rectangle and a sphere, so therefore it must be cylindrical

[-] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Right?! I don't know how people don't realize it. It must be academia and mainstream media trying to bury the truth

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Trump will rename it and then everything will make sense.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago

Do we even know that the sun is spherical in the original manga where Japan was founded?

[-] don@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

THE SUN IS CIRCULAR NOT ******ICAL THAT IS ALL. CARRY ON.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Flat Earthers vs. flat Sunners fight!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, if the sun was conical and always pointed directly at our flat earth, how would we even know?

I’d love to see a model of this flat earth representation of the solar system where all objects have these alternate geographic forms. Maybe the moon is a cylinder. And Jupiter is a donut.

Saturn is a hexagon, it just spins so fast that it looks round from the side. The rings are speed lines.

Uranus and Neptune are two hemispheres, they were once joined at the edge like a buttocks.

Mars is a concave mirror-shape. Mercury is just the reflection of the sun bouncing off Mars and hitting stellar swamp gas that floats near the Sun's tip.

Venus is the only actual sphere, it's just not a planet. It's a death star. That's why the surface is so hostile, to deter hijackers.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Flat Sunners sounds like the stage name of a really stupid lounge singer 🤔

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A boob ofc.

[-] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I feel like this is something the Japanese would do

[-] termaxima@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago

Japan is actually entirely inhabited by garden gnomes.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes but underground. Only their hats poke out on the surface

[-] considine@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Vexillographers are vexed by its vertex

[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago

Nice to see Tinkercad in the wild! Don't forget to change filament at 2mm.

(Tinkercad is a free and super simple web-based app for creating 3D models you can print. The above model could also be known as the foot destroyer.)

[-] jawa22 2 points 1 day ago

Make sure you use 100% infill for maximum foot destruction.

[-] epyon22@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

The essence of the game is about the cones

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I just lost the...oh nevermind.

In a Chinese mythology story, there was a story about one upon a time, there being 10 suns (as in dieties), which each taking turns to be in the sky. One day, all 10 just decided to hang out in the sky simultsneously. So they send someone with a bow and arrows to shoot down 9 of the suns.

What if Japan is just one of the 9 suns that were shot with an arrow, and survived and transformed into land? 🤔

[-] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

🤯 🤯 🤯

[-] HEXN3T 2 points 1 day ago

This is how 4D space works

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

How does Seychelles look from the side? 🤔

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

They say that's what it looks like from space.

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