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alias cd='rm -fr'
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Installing fuck
fuck is what every LLM wishes it could be.
I think this is enough as a Code Agent. /s.
if ! $?; then
until fuck
do
fuck
done
Edit: I know this won't work. No need to explain.
If something doesn't immediately work, fuck with it until it does.
There was dwim that famously did that a long time ago (and has been revived or reimagined in various versions through the years).
alias :q=exit because I'm a vimpilled dumbass
alias nano=vim
chaotic evil
-fr -fr
rm -ong / ๐
SK -ibi -di
Someone's using the french language option.
sudo apt install sl
append --no-preserve-root for extra baguette power
gotta remove that french language pack
rm -fr /
Gotta remove that French locale cruft. And donโt forget to get rid of the stale baguettes too.
I think you can fix typos in the last command with
^mistake^fix
I'm a big fan of using vim in the terminal. Even basic VIM commands make terminal usage more tolerable: https://github.com/jeffreytse/zsh-vi-mode
I once pranked my friend with alias ls="ls <empty_dir>" That was fun on a server.
I think I have about 15 misspellings of "git" aliased in my rc file
alias cd=reboot
The cd is for calm down
Iโd love to do that with vim for :!q to :q! And :qw to :wq
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