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[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 week ago

He clearly prays for you to switch back, he is hooked on that shitshow.

[-] Una@europe.pub 32 points 1 week ago

I am 20, I was in self isolation due to possible depression and gender dysphoria since puberty, I was on the internet since then and I traumatized at least billion FBI agents.

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

A billion? So at least every 8th human is an FBI agent. I ain't one

[-] Una@europe.pub 4 points 1 week ago

You are actually 3 of them

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago

If he gets the sack and ends up on the street, it's all because of you, you know that.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Can't confirm or deny that.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Add him to the group chat.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

👊🔥🇺🇸

[-] _hovi_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

The real question is how you managed to get your friends/family to switch to Signal

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago

Can't wait till they get the ability to decrypt all the shit we've been sending over signal. Shits gonna get real interesting.

They're just storing that shit up, waiting for the day...

It'll be a bloodbath.

[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

Was ist denn das für ein süßer Fratz? Hat der wirklich so niedliche Fingerchen?

[-] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Scheint ein echtes Bild zu sein. Wenn man nach “praying otter” sucht kriegt man sehr viele solcher Bilder: “🦦”

[-] NotAGamer@lemmy.org 6 points 1 week ago

Like Signal hasn't been hacked yet.

[-] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

Signal can only be hacked in meatspace. It's totally end to end encrypted.

[-] rdri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Still, most of bad stuff happening to people are not because something was hacked, but because someone leaked something. One person in a group chat would be enough.

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Either that or they were using unofficial clients that had flaws

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago
[-] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, that's the meatspace hacking I'm talking about

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 10 points 1 week ago

Tell me you dont understand cybersec without telling me you dont understand cybersec

[-] NotAGamer@lemmy.org 3 points 1 week ago

Encryption can be hack you nutter.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago

Alright I'll bite. Tell me how exactly you "hack" encryption :)

[-] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

There are several ways. There could be a vulnerability in one of the underlying algorithms, in the crypto system, or in the implementation.

I'm not saying signal isn't secure, but encryption can absolutely be hacked.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago

The point of my comment was not to say it couldn't, it was to see if the OP of the comment knew anything about what they were talking about or if they were just spreading FUD. I know that it could happen, but saying that because it could happen means it did happen is a fools argument that I was curious to see what the response would be.

[-] SoleInvictus 5 points 1 week ago
[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

only known method of hacking encryption

[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't be surprised if someday in the next thousand years someone figures out how to reverse the SHA256 hash function or something. (And I know there's an infinite number of possible theoretical inputs that can result in the same hash, but maybe they'd just pick the shortest or something)

RSA seemed pretty strong until shors algorithm and all the other quantum nonsense came around, and I don't think they've got enough quantum computers yet to render it powerless, but its also not unreasonable to think that eventually all modern encryption will be obsolete

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Those are some cute little hands

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