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Don’t you fucking tempt me
To quote the article,
just do it—do it right now.
Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.
You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.
You can come use mine and I’ll use you
🤔
There are stranger way for two people to get together. And bump-intos with coffee cups and piles of paper are worn out.
Please don't tempt me, I am barely holding on.
I've made it 9 months since I quit.
Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars
Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.
Hmm that's an interesting chicken or egg problem. Which will come first, the food wars or the water wars?
There are ways to purify your own water, as long as the contaminants aren't from something like nuclear, biological or chemical warfare. Subsistence farming is a LOT harder.
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I've been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂
As someone who is currently neglecting their offline life again becausenof that game (Classic Hardcore goes brrr) - be glad that you didn't :D
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i did this last winter; i firmly believe everyone has and needs slovenly unemployment periods to remind you of the perils of not working [but in equal measure, the bliss of not working and the amount of luxury you can just coast on]
I'm doing this right now. It's the first time in 10 years I haven't had someplace I needed to be 5 days a week. It's really changing my perspective on what I need out of a job and what I could be improving in my life if I weren't spending that time working.
If only I had a PS5...
So I can quit my job and play PS5 for 15 minutes?
Literally what I have been doing since last month. I made it a bit more challenging by going on a vacation for a week too.
The guy in the picture is not playing FIFA. If he was he'd be frowning and smashing his controller
I don't think anyone playing any game has that expression on their face while playing.
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Tempting.
I could take more than a year off before I run out of money. But finding rentals without a job is impossible regardless of how much savings you have. Atleast in Australia where you get evicted atleast once a year because the owner wants to move in
Amateurs.... I have been doing this for more than a decade. Thank you Satoshi
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