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[-] Spark@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago
[-] RiddenFish@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Infinite inflation

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[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 months ago

The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers

[-] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

You get hit with the same side effect

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[-] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 23 points 5 months ago

Speed up or slow down time at will

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[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

[-] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 20 points 5 months ago
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[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Be able to transform into animals

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[-] genevieve 20 points 5 months ago

I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

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[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all :D

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Your downside is also Autism

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[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

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[-] laserm@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago
[-] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

You get to live in the current world.

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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago

Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago

Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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