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[-] cattywampas@lemm.ee 107 points 2 months ago

An argument isn't just saying "no it isn't."

Yes it is.

No it isn't!

[-] Feeee23@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago
[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Good morning.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

YES IT IS YOU CHEEKY BLOOMING BASTARD!

(Insults and contradictions have been merged as a cost cutting measure....)

[-] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

I dont have to take this from some vacuous stuffy nosed malodorous pervert.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Oh yes you do you Oxford dictionary snorting son of an omnibus Rogering excuse of a hamster!

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think this was their best skit. I have no idea why people think the dead parrot one was the best.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 31 points 2 months ago

Exactly. Especially when it's the cheese shop sketch.

[-] SnotFlickerman 19 points 2 months ago

Nah, it was a different one, you know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Does your wife like photography? Eh? Say no more!

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Candid photos, eh‽

[-] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

My personal favorite!

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Dead parrot anyone?

[-] Tenoteve@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago
[-] b_tr3e@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, it was. The headline is absolutely clear about that.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I told you once.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Yes it is. The parrot one isn't funny at all

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Some people can only appreciate slapstick.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Possibly because you're actually thinking of "confuse a cat", which can happen as it's late.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

Probably my favourite skit from them. They had so many!

I hope he paid the guy...

[-] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

ITT: no actual arguments, just mere contradictions.

[-] skye@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] swab148@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

This isn't argument, it's just contradiction!

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 2 points 2 months ago

Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 20 points 2 months ago
[-] b_tr3e@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 4 points 2 months ago
[-] b_tr3e@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Always the last word, do you? Nevertheless you didn't. Definitely not.

[-] b_tr3e@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago
[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Yes they did!

[-] nucleative@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

If you came looking for the video: https://youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc

[-] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 2 months ago

sorry, this is abuse.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

No they didn't

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Monty Python recycled marriage

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