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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 40 points 4 days ago

Being in prison sucks though. No matter what. I mean Norwegian prisons are very clean and remarkably comfortable, and Japanese prisons have top notch food (freshly cooked and with fresh ingredients). But I would rather not have the choking lack of freedom in any of them.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

I'm sure there's a starving person in poverty that would disagree. Terrible thought but desperation is common in the working class.

[-] Neuromorph@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago

stories of people robbing a bank for $1 to get into prison for medical care comes to mind

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

For many people, being imprisoned in one of these places would grant them a lot more freedom than they currently have.

[-] Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Pretty much this. According to Varg Vikernes Norwegian prisons are mostly filled with crazy people.

[-] ericatty@infosec.pub 7 points 4 days ago

If you are safe from the prisoners and guards, get clean accommodations, are well fed, get outside/gym time for fitness, medical care, time to learn a vocation or study, occasional entertainment time (tv or whatever)... the only thing missing is a romantic partner... honestly, it sounds as good as an all inclusive retreat/vacation.

I imagine not having control over your own life for years at a time would wear one down. But months? If I knew my outside people weren't suffering because of my actions, it sounds kind of nice.

But I'm an introvert that works from home, so, I'd miss my pets.

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[-] EstonianGuy@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

There are norwegian prison communities where they can do pretty much anything you could so in a normal community. There are like 5 guards for the entire community.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Wasn't it Sweden that forgot to lock the prisoners up so they went and baked cakes?

[-] loomy@lemy.lol 145 points 5 days ago

False ; Norwegians don't look at Americans.

[-] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 34 points 5 days ago

Fair enough.

[-] match@pawb.social 22 points 4 days ago

The Americans are going to walk up on the street and randomly engage them in conversation

[-] smee@poeng.link 28 points 4 days ago

Norwegians when americans just come up and say "How are you?" and they don't really want to know in detail how we are but just want to be polite:

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[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

So I'm functionally invisible if I go there? Tempting

[-] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

There is 100% a strong culture for minding your own business and not bothering anyone here. By that I mean that approaching someone without having a good reason to do so is very much frowned upon. That doesn't mean we're anti-social or complete strangers to small-talk, but there are some rather subtle social cues governing when it's appropriate to approach someone, and if you just mind your own business and don't give any indication that you want to chat, there's a high probability that no one will approach you or talk to you.

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[-] regdog@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago

But american prisons generate more profit for the private sector. So who can really say which system is better?

[-] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 17 points 4 days ago

The one with the least amount of repeat offenders.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Why would a for-profit business not want repeat customers?

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[-] Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The Norwegian justice system is far too lenient. In Norway you can get convicted of murder and be out in just five years and plus those prisons are very expensive to maintain and they all come that the taxpayers expense.

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Give me an example of which country has a better prison system.

[-] Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I would say Russia or maybe Theiland. Those countries really punish criminals so you wouldn't want to be seen dead doing something illegal in those countries.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 93 points 5 days ago
[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 88 points 5 days ago

I was about to make a joke about flying over to Norway and causing issues, but I don't want to be a jerk.

Could someone in Norway frame me and have me extradited, please?

[-] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 114 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately you're not the first person to have that thought. And from what little bit of research I did into it it seems that they would much rather just spend the money to buy you a plane ticket and send you home.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 95 points 5 days ago

Makes sense. I wouldn't want me around either.

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[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

The Norwegian prisons have higher standard of living than all the red run welfare Oblasts.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 25 points 4 days ago

Mainly because Norwegians are pretty tall

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

The shame of the Norwegian criminal justice system is not in how they treat their prisoners but in who they haven't gotten around to imprisoning. White Wing nationalism absolutely tearing that country to shreds.

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[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Everyone loves to talk about Norwegian welfare as the pinnacle of social policy while conveniently forgetting that it's a tiny country of 5.5 million people backed by a trillion dollars of oil money from the state.

Edit: I love how everyone glosses over the population size as if it has nothing to do with policy making and the politically stagnant environment of the US.

[-] Kinperor@lemmy.ca 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
  • Healthcare $200
  • Data $150
  • Infrastructure $800
  • Military industrial complex $3,600,000,000
  • Culture war $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying-

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[-] SkyeStarfall 14 points 4 days ago

And as we all know, the US doesn't have any oil itself!

No, but, the oil fund isn't really used. For reference, the first withdrawal in history was in 2016. The prison system is far older than that

Sweden and Denmark are very similar. You don't need oil/gas to make it possible

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Someone else posted total inmate numbers from 2022 and it was less that 4,000. Out of 5.5 million people, that's doing really well compared to the U.S.

Here's a small comparison. Oklahoma has a population less than 5 million. Yet their prison inmate population is over 20 thousand. And if you look at all the states, it's a similar story. Especially in "red states".

[-] Khaliso@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 days ago

It's also comparably equal.

If US wealth was equally distributed, every person would own about 450.000$

That would make like 20 people lose a lot of money.

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[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

A gilded cage is still a cage. I’d rather work and pay rent and live in a modest apartment than be imprisoned in a luxury hotel that I’m not allowed to leave. Prisoners in Halden prison don’t get to set their own schedule, don’t get to quit being a prisoner and move across the country, don’t get to code with whom they live and associate.

Even with a minimum wage job you can save up enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere in the world and just leave. Or even just a bus ticket across the country to live somewhere else.

Or how about taking your girlfriend/boyfriend out on a date to a nice restaurant? Or rent a cabin in the woods for a weekend and just relax? Or go out to the bar for a few beers with a friend? Or volunteer to spend time with some elderly folks at a nursing home!

Being in prison sucks, no matter how much they dress it up. The vast majority of things you might do are closed off to you just because you can’t leave. Every single one of those prisoners knows they’re being punished. Every single one of them counts the days until their release.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Even with a minimum wage job you can save up enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere in the world and just leave.

If you make minimum wage in the city I live in you either live with your parents, have multiple roomates, or live on the street.

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[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

A good example is to see what Varg Vikernes were doing while in prison:

Burzum remained as a solo project until 1994, when Vikernes was arrested for the murder of Euronymous and the burnings of several churches in Norway. [...] While imprisoned, Vikernes managed to record two other albums in a dark ambient style. They were released as Dauði Baldrs (1997) and Hliðskjálf (1999). Both of these albums were created with a synthesizer, as Vikernes was prohibited from using any other instruments in prison.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burzum#Imprisonment_(1993%E2%80%932009)

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