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submitted 2 months ago by fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's 6:30 hands down.

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[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Personally, I'm more of a fan of 5 o'clock. It's always 5 o'clock somewhere... 🍹🦜

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

This person loves piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 months ago

And they're not into yoga, and have half a brain

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Dentists prefer 2:30.

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

'4/5 dentists prefer' you mean

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I heard this joke from Jeff Geerling today and didn't get it until now

[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

heheheh i just heard it on JG as well : D

so good

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 2 months ago

Good taste. 😉

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I prefer 12:34.57

this post was submitted on 18 May 2025

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