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[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Get a dishwasher.

[-] nednobbins@lemm.ee 18 points 19 hours ago

2 hours of cooking for a 10 minute meal sounds like a skill issue.

[-] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

My last dinner was 12hrs of cooking for a 10min meal. I love slow cooker beef and veggies stew

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 18 hours ago

Yeah that's like first time making a recipe. Third time around, the kitchen should be doing most of the work for you. You can just casually prep and blend while listening to a podcast.

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 3 points 16 hours ago

Make it so it last 3 days. Not really a big deal.

[-] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

I feel like the post is more about the moment of, not the days after. Making several days worth of food doesn't delay the need to do dishes once you're done eating tonight's dinner.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

Like they're going to eat left-overs.....

I might get away with white rice that I can make fried rice out of the next day

[-] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I think you over estimate people's ability to cook these days.

[-] Acidbath@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

looks like its another night of pbj sandwich. again.

[-] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

You say that like it's a bad thing

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 19 hours ago

During the pan my relationship with food became standing over the sink and eating quickly prepared meals. Only now that I'm in a relationship are real meals happening again because she loves to cook. She had to persuade me to buy a two-seater kitchen table before we lived together.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

do you people just cook for a single meal wtf

[-] orochi02@feddit.org 4 points 18 hours ago

If you’re Single yea why not

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

so you don't end up like the meme? idk what being single has to do with anything. if you're spending two hours to cook it better not be for one meal; that's a huge waste of time.

[-] veniasilente@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

And that's why my "necessary life skill" cooking lifehack is to just know that if you cook something big enough, it'll last you enough portions for two or three days without that much extra cooking work. And you'll only have to clean the cooking pot half (or one third) of the time.

[-] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

Thats why Im having waffles tonight

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

2 hrs?

Do you spend 6 hrs a day cooking and do not do any clean as you go?

Wtf are you preparing? Are you stuffing a turkey each meal?

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

That’s why I know I’m never going to be a foodie or even remotely enjoy cooking. I just don’t want to spend all that time only to be done eating so soon. Some dishes just aren’t worth the time invested.

If you enjoy cooking as a hobby, great. But since I don’t, I’m choosing easy to make things whenever possible.

Heck, I don’t even like going to restaurants. The wait is usually far too long compared to the actual meal.

[-] mriormro@lemm.ee 10 points 19 hours ago

Cooking isn't just a hobby. It's a necessary life skill.

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, and part of that skill can be recognizing some meals arent worth it just to enjoy as a hobby. Like I dont fuck with recipes I cant make large batches for leftovers and freeze

[-] mriormro@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago

Oh absolutely! Meal planning and batch cooking are absolute lifesavers (both nutritionally and for our wallets).

[-] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I like cooking but only for other people lol. If it’s just me you know I’m throwing in this week’s seventh Red Baron Classic Crust Pepperoni pizza.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 17 hours ago

I also kind of hate the foodie thing (probably class resentment), so I like making easy "one pot" type meals that aren't too fussy on the timing. Like tomato baked beans, dal, tossed chickpeas, etc.

I like that even if I decide to just do the simplest version imaginable. Like lentils with salt and pepper, it's still going to be delicious and nutritious. Then if I feel like doing a bit more work on it, say adding some more interesting spices, I get to see the benefits of every little bit of extra effort immediately.

But I'll fukn die before I call myself a foodie rofl.

[-] SuperNovaStar 3 points 16 hours ago

I'm a foodie and I make those kinds of meals. I just probably use more spices than average.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 14 hours ago

You admit it??!?

But I also use a lot of spices … like to give em a little toast too … hand-ground of course …

[-] SuperNovaStar 3 points 13 hours ago

Yeah? Maybe we mean different things when we say that word though.

To me, I mean that I enjoy food the way other people enjoy whatever it is that they're passionate about. So I have a few fancy kitchen gadgets and a well-stocked spice cabinet, and I'd budget for and save for a trip to a nice restaurant the way other people budget for sneakers or makeup or whatever. I don't think that's a weird thing to 'admit.'

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points 20 hours ago

im a fast eater

Make less elaborate meals or learn to chop faster.

[-] orochi02@feddit.org 1 points 18 hours ago

Idc just give me big enough sink and Space to unload dishes on and im all good

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 21 points 1 day ago
[-] Konstant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The term is meal prep

[-] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 77 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You forgot the 40+ hours of work a week just to afford the ingridients.

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Working many of the hours to afford a car. So that you can get to/from work.

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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 87 points 2 days ago

My solution is just to act like I'm cooking for 12 people, and have leftovers for the rest of the week.

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[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago

just cook bigger portions, i usually make enough food to last half a week

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I’ve been eating the same two-pound portion of taco meat for the past four days. Usually in soft-shell tacos, but sometimes in frittatas. The trick is to be dead inside.

[-] odelik@lemmy.today 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I love tacos. I could eat tacos every day and never get tired of them. All varieties are good with me. Corn tortillas, flour tortillas, crispy fried tacos, taquito, even crunchy taco shells. There used to be a dive bar near where I lived in 2015 that would do $5 for 5 beef or bean crunchy tacos with cheese, lettuce, dice tom, and sour cream and I'd easily polish off 10-20 of those with a beer or two (I don't live near there anymore and the bar closed down right before COVID due to the building be demo'd)

My wife isn't big on eating the same thing for more than 2 days in a row and I miss the days of eating tacos 4-5 times a week by choice.

You're not dead inside. You're living a dream of mine right now.

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This is ideal because the tortilla IS the plate.

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[-] Pnut@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it's a joke, but it's entirely unrealistic unless you're doing things very wrong.

[-] odelik@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

Depends on what you're cooking.

For example: I can throw together some pasta and have it be done in 20 minutes, 45 minutes, an hour, 2 hours, or 6 hours. All depending on the type of pasta I'm making, how many people I'm serving, and how complex I want to get and how many layered flavors I'm trying to build or if I want to make my own fresh noodles or use some dried noodles in the pantry.

However, no matter the process I use, at the end I usually only have one pot, serving utensils, and dishes used for the meal. I clean while I cook very effectively, but there are times where timings of cooking techniques prevent that and I'll have to do some quick cleanup before serving.

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