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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/38745122

An accused serial killer who was executed for murder in Florida on Thursday used his final words to express support for President Trump after offering comfort to his family and his victims’ families.

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[-] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 57 points 2 weeks ago

Good and evil are splitting clean. It is like a spiritual battle is forming.

Trump isn’t just a politician. He’s a symbol of pride, greed, and lies.

If you’re still backing him, you’ve picked your side.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months.

Revelations 13:5

Just quoting the bible, don't mind me. I mean, it's right there for all those bible thumpers that support him...

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

As if those that support him have read any of the bible

Or have any form of reading comprehension

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why do you think they need clergy to read it and interpret it for them? (Read: tell them who to hate)

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Way past the 42 month mark there, bub.

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

An accused serial killer who was executed

LOLWUT

I'm personally happy that The Casanova Killer is now dead. Obviously The Hill didn't notice The Innocence Project passed this guy right the fuck by.

[-] radix@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I thought that was a little strange, but after looking it up, it's probably a defensible phrasing.

He was only convicted of two murders, while the definition of "serial killer" is three+ murders (plus some other qualifiers). The list of other killings he was suspected of doing, but which were never proven or convicted, would put him in the serial killer category. So it's fair, in a journalistic sense, to say he was "an accused serial killer."

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

A convicted murder, who was also suspected of being a serial killer, ....

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's almost as if clear and concise communication is effective

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hmmm, can you expand on this? Not sure I understand.

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ohhhh, OK that makes sense then. I believe he did do those other murders so yeah, accused serial killer fits.

[-] TauZero@mander.xyz 27 points 2 weeks ago

~~was executed~~ was allegedly executed

Modern journalism sucks. Can't use affirmative voice for anything. Everything is "alleged" this and "sources say" that. Even with a concluded court case that has found proof of guilt beyond a reasonable doubt - the fairest way that we as a humanity have settled on for determining the truth or falsehood of questions like this - they still won't say the words.

[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think there are far bigger problems with modern journalism than being technically correct in favour of the affirmative voice.

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

It's ok to not call them 'the accused' in the midst of an execution

[-] olympicyes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

He was convicted for one murder so the serial killing is what he is accused of.

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

our society erodes daily by such stupid and irrelevant distinctions

[-] radix@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago
[-] klu9@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago

"What a LOSER. He got CAUGHT. NOTHING like me. Everyone says I'm the BEST of ALL TIME!"

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

of the hill to die on, it has to a be a rapist, and a degenerate like yourself.

[-] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

Completely on brand.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago

Print up his name, face, title, and quote on every billboard in Florida. Let them know exactly what sort of people they align themselves with.

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not sure who this person murdered. If his victims were minorities he'd likely be cheered by the people of Florida.

Edit: I'm not up to date on who this killer was or the story behind him. Just commenting on what I know of Florida and its people.

[-] MerrySkeptic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You seriously think Hannibal Lecter would ever, even under penalty of torture, throw his support behind anyone as stupid as Drumpf? The only thing he respects is perspicacity and intellect. Even if (and oh what a ridiculous "if" this would be) Lecter deigned to believe in Fascism, the thought that he'd spend his last words on some other fucker? Laughable. Lecter's last words would be him basking in his own superiority, listing off personal information and private details, showing just how much he knew about the people in the execution room, and picking at all of their insecurities, then he'd just smile and wait.

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