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If Trump keeps being antagonistic, Carney should start calling him Premier Trump.
Bill Shatner’s a badass.
Shatner had a well earned reputation as an egotistical asshole for a long time, but he does seem to have become more reasonable in recent years
Is he still a transphobe
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How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?
In 2286 he did a slingshot maneuver around the sun to go back in time. Get with it, dog.
Always count on Lemmy to keep it ~~real~~ in accordance with Starfleet archives.
For the other people who were also doubtful that the thumbnail was how he currently looks, yes he really looks like that right now at 94 years old.
Money
And money spent on hair plugs.
Canada doesn't want to be responsible for that dumpster fire.
Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our "hey Canada" anthem.
I've got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you're now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.
It's very kind to say such a thing, and flattering to hear it. I can only suggest that it's an even better feeling on an election day, and even the worst choice would be better than either of your neighbors options.
And...I'm only saying this because the bar's......real low to clear guys. I've 100% confidence that you've far far better leaders among you than who's actually been running in the races.
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They couldn't handle our freedom, national debt, gun violence, or rednecks. We would suceed inside of a week and Ontario would say "huh, what? Ok, whatever. Sorhry." I know the capitol of Canada is Ottawa, but that is the level of concern and relief to the Canadian populous and Parlament. We are the crazy partner you fuck with but couldn't sustain a relationship with because of how degen we are, but you keep cumming back because we got that good good dollar dollar bill y'all.
We would bankrupt the Canadian healthcare system within days.
Never thought I would talk to a real live goof.
Buckle up buttercup. I got patriotic goof that could compromise your entire national identity, should you let my patriotic degen allow you to experience what it is like to live a life of personal freedom at the cost of your suicidal empathetic feelings and financial prospects so you can defend your marijuana plants with your trans same sex partner with suppressed machine guns against minority illegals migrants that stab people because they exist.
You should look up what goof means in Canadian prison slang, Jared Fogle.
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Captain Kirk setting these Nazis straight.
Who wants us?! Lmao. We are like the ugly chick with a nice ass and rich parents. Sure, some things are good, but not worth the attitude and no makeup versions.
.... and make Shatner the first Premier of the new province of Calitexasmassachussissippi
And his government title will be called Premier but everyone has to address him as Captain
Calitexasmassachussissippi
...just call it Canadian Aztlan, to rub off the nationalists really bad. Done.
Baja Canada
Bajo Canadá sounds hilarious!
We don’t want them.
I don't blame Canada. It would drop the collective IQ of the country.
I mean, we’d trade you for Quebec - but you guys have enough trouble going on right now.
Don't threaten us with a good time.
I accept.
Lol @ joke
Shatner is a transphobic piece of shit
should be on tv while holding a check, like when Lorne Michaels made an offer to The Beatles
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