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Anon is a fighter
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Prove it.
Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?
Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they're smaller than an adult man wtf!
Id personally be more scared of the chimp. The gorilla is mostly a peaceful animal.
Anon is dead
It's good to set realistic goals to motivate your workout.
I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They're cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you're like, "that animal is fuck this guy up", right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.
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Built different + got that dawg in em + wants it more
My money's on anon
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Only insane thing Anon has is his delusion.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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