147
submitted 2 hours ago by MicroWave@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told Donald Trump on Tuesday that his country will never be for sale, shutting down the U.S. president’s repeated calls to make Canada the 51st state.

“There are some places that are never for sale,” Carney said in the Oval Office.

Canada is “not for sale” and “won’t be for sale ever,” the prime minister said.

Trump replied: “Never say never.”

all 31 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 6 points 49 minutes ago

You missed the last part of that exchange.

Carney says "Never".

[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 hours ago

Carney also called him a "transformational president" who "revitalized international security" and Trump nodded "it's true!" because he's too stupid to realize it wasn't a compliment.

[-] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 59 minutes ago

Carney used "tranformational" twice, then Trump tried to use it but lost his train of thought.

That was the end of my watching tv cause my head hurt from his utter fucking stupidity.

[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 4 points 43 minutes ago

Carney does like that word a lot, although not nearly as much as "if I may"

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 minutes ago

Carney should have said something like “if you want our countries to be friends, then start treating us like a friend and start acting like a friend.”

Talk to Trump at his level, akin to a 5 year old.

[-] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 hour ago

Trump, a convicted rapist and felon with little education and a history of bankrupting everything he touches, thinks he’s going to out maneuver Carney, a man who’s highly educated, has run the bank of Canada, the Bank of England, and sat on the board of Brookfield, a company worth……over $900 US billion. Yeah, whatever.

Trump doesn’t even know when he’s being insulted, but nods and agrees.

OK Trump, time for a diaper change, warm bottle and a nap ya stupid fuck.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

What would it even mean to “sell” Canada? Whatever deal they make, the US could just back out of once Canada became a state, and Canada wouldn’t be able to do anything about it. It’s a non-sensical idea.

Selling territories makes sense, but selling your own sovereignty does not.

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago

Carney had to use a word Trump understands.

[-] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 2 hours ago

As an American, all I can say is “I’m sorry that we have inflicted this Orange Buffon on the world.” Thank you for seeing him as the pathetic loser he is.

By all means punish America for this. Our voters seem to be assholes and only concerned with the price of eggs. We need to suffer a little financially to learn our lesson.

As an American, I’d like to say “I’m sorry that we have inflicted this Orange Buffon on the world. TWICE.

[-] yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I was listening to a Jim Gaffigan bit he wrote during the first Trump admin which is even more true these days. Short version, he compares having Trump as President to having a parent who's a raging alcoholic: what he does isn't directly your fault but you still know you should apologize.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'm kind of happy to see that basically no American other than orange dildo and his ass-kissers seems to agree that., even for trump, (which is saying a lot) this is a good idea.. I don't plan to ever step foot again in the US (sorry, something as been broken), but I'm glad to know not all of you have lost your mind. Cheers from Montréal.

[-] Teknikal@eviltoast.org 2 points 27 minutes ago

I'd love to be locked in a room with Trump for an hour, he'd survive but I'd tell the world afterwards what his end goal was and every secret he had.

[-] GenerationII@lemm.ee 4 points 17 minutes ago

Serious question: Do you think anybody would listen? There have been multiple former members of the White House staff and Cabinet you have come out with scathing tell-alls. Then there are the multiple communications leaks. Then outright just stating that they are going to do the thing.

I'm pretty sure we are well past the point of revealing his true end goals and ending him right there

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

Look man. If my favorite football team sucks and makes shitty deals for players and has a losing record, I'm still going over the top saying they're gonna beat our main rivals and are the best ever. Hell I don't even need to understand why they suck or what they could even do to get better. They're my team! I can't let you talk shit about them.

  • MAGAt philosophy
[-] Teknikal@eviltoast.org 2 points 12 minutes ago

Probably not but I'd enjoy the hour but of course I wouldn't actually resort to hurting him if possible.

I do want to know if he is actually a Russian Asset though.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Being the convicted rapist that he is, Trump can't take no for an answer.

[-] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 hours ago

He should have punched that orange bitch in the face so fucking hard

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Then jersey him and feed him a few more.

[-] Exec@pawb.social 2 points 52 minutes ago

Trump reading this as: "Canada won't be on sale forever"

[-] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

It’s not a joke you dumb cunt. It was said with its full intention.

[-] modernangel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Carney fed the troll. Somehow I guess he never heard of "don't feed the troll".

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

I think his top priority was to avoid confrontation. He has experience with dumb politicians from his time at the bank of England.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

”The price is you stepping down and agreeing never to run for any political office under pain of death”

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 55 minutes ago

Too cheap. It needs to be "the immediate resignation from office of anyone in the US who would want to purchase or otherwise take control of Canadian territory".

[-] GenerationII@lemm.ee 2 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)

Still too cheap. It should be "The complete dissolution of the United States as a singular entity".

[-] ferretfacefrankburns@lemmy.ca 2 points 38 minutes ago

Might as well skip the middle part, he's never going to do any of that anyway.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

He didn't say never he said not ever, open your ears

[-] GenerationII@lemm.ee 1 points 13 minutes ago

Is this a world class joke? N'Ever

this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
147 points (100.0% liked)

World News

46388 readers
2716 users here now

A community for discussing events around the World

Rules:

Similarly, if you see posts along these lines, do not engage. Report them, block them, and live a happier life than they do. We see too many slapfights that boil down to "Mom! He's bugging me!" and "I'm not touching you!" Going forward, slapfights will result in removed comments and temp bans to cool off.

We ask that the users report any comment or post that violate the rules, to use critical thinking when reading, posting or commenting. Users that post off-topic spam, advocate violence, have multiple comments or posts removed, weaponize reports or violate the code of conduct will be banned.

All posts and comments will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis. This means that some content that violates the rules may be allowed, while other content that does not violate the rules may be removed. The moderators retain the right to remove any content and ban users.


Lemmy World Partners

News !news@lemmy.world

Politics !politics@lemmy.world

World Politics !globalpolitics@lemmy.world


Recommendations

For Firefox users, there is media bias / propaganda / fact check plugin.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/media-bias-fact-check/

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS