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I don't know. Can you?
Shockingly forward single-entendre, considering that is a chair.
That's a chair!
It works at least in German: Stuhl is both the furniture and the term doctors use to describe poop.
On the bristol stool chart that’s what we call a 2. It’s like a perfect stool in the sense that you could sit on ut, but it’s not really a stool.
Maybe he’s Dutch. In Dutch “chair” is “stoel”, you pronounce it as “stool”
I’m starting to think that this conversation was fictitious.
You really think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
That's exactly what I said last night when I was in a hot tub with David Bowie and Harry Potter.
Anyways, it's time for me to go and see my girlfriend. You won't know her as she goes to another school, an errrm an astronaut school.
Is your gf Katy Perry?
Oh look at Mr. Big shot over here. The rest of us can only get hootie and the blowfish in a kiddy pool. Oh well good for you.
No worries, I should get going too, my girlfriend is waiting for me in Canada.
Oh look at Mr. Big shot over here. The rest of us can only get hootie and the blowfish in a kiddy pool. Oh well good for you.
No worries, I should get going too, my girlfriend is waiting for me in Canada.
Wait... That's the second version of this meme I've seen in a week. Is this... A TREND
You might be in a meme loop. You could have been seeing this meme dozens, even thousands of times.
Same here. Is there a stool pushing convention I missed?
If that were on the table, the stool would've already been cleaned out.
))<>((
Forever.
"I'll have the saline please."
a very stool-some post!
She has a strong chin
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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