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[-] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

phallus [...] floating in conception bay

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

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[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 days ago
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[-] macaro 11 points 2 days ago

This happened two years ago…

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

And it still hasn't melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago
[-] Moose@moose.best 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

2 years old but funny

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!

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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

It's old, but... I'll allow it.

Also...

Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.

Now it's your turn.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I'll go with my mcc Halo 2 avatar: one-eyed-purple-elite

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

It can't be.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

That is an accurate statement.

There are some quite tounge in cheek place name in NFLD.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

Rural places get weird, doubly so when they got bored without the internet.

Just ask Pennsylvania. Virginville, Two Lick Valley, Rough and Ready and so much more.

Maybe it's also a dutch influence...

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[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

everything reminds me of her

[-] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Let the comments begin.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Conception hahahahha

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

This wouldn't be an onion article

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It was dildestiny

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