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[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 68 points 3 months ago

that's one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.

[-] Engywuck@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

Not if you count using a logarithmic base 10 scale!

[-] kernelle@0d.gs 9 points 3 months ago

Just yell 10! and you've counted way further already

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[-] 58008@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago

You can only kiss your lips in the mirror

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[-] djmikeale@lemm.ee 54 points 3 months ago

En, to, tre, fire, fem.

1000000 / 5 = 200000

Here's the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 3 months ago

In romanian, it ends at 4. Romanian is 25% better than dutch and 250000 times better than english

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

250000 times better than english

That's a very low bar tho

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[-] bremen15@feddit.org 38 points 3 months ago
[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago
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[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

It applies to any English-speaking country, which makes sense since it's written in English.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

I love this! It doesn't seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven't debunked it.

[-] Whulum@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh shiiit thats trippy!

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion

[-] wieson@feddit.org 15 points 3 months ago
[-] Drekaridill@feddit.is 4 points 3 months ago

5 fimm, bróðir

[-] nore@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Portuguese (Brasil): 1 (um)

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[-] cupcakezealot 13 points 3 months ago

!remindme sixty years when i confirm

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[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 months ago

Made me silently count to ten to confirm. Mind expanded.

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[-] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago

Joke's on you, I'm Roman.
My lips already touch at 𝕄.

[-] Labna@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Un deux trois... Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.

... Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it's soixante-dix 😂)

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[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Just counted out loud, one....lips touched.

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[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

In English, my lips touch when I make the "f" sound at the start of four. I am also pretty sure they touch for one.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Nope, for me my bottom teeth touch my upper lips.

[-] topherclay@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The F sound is usually a labialdental fricative in English. So you are putting your bottom lip on your teeth and letting some air go by to make the F sound.

English has bilabial plosives where you touch both lips together and let air stop for a moment which makes the P or B sounds.

English doesn't have a bilabial fricative so you might be doing this in your dialect and it doesn't stand out to anyone because it doesn't otherwise have a phonetic meaning. But, interestingly, in other languages a bilabial fricative has distinct meaning from a labial dental fricative. I believe I've read that in Japanese the "F" in "Mount Fuji" is actually a bilabial fricative and not the normal F that English speakers use.

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[-] myfavouritename@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure about this. The only way I can make my lips touch when saying that number is if I actually say pour.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Mine touch at pebenty peben.

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else's lips the first time?

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

Nah, definitely happens at 300 with 三百

Edit: in japanese, but I didn't list my language since OP didn't bother.

what about thirmty three

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

This is my favourite shower thought post so far.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

forget what number you're on and say, "um".

[-] Tagger@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Un, dau, tri, pedwar. Nope, they touch at what you call four.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 3 months ago
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[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In a lot of Indo-European languages you're stopping right at 5, *pénkʷe. For example Greek (πέντε pénte) and Sanskrit (ञ्चन् páñcan).

[-] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

In Belgian French it's 70, and in French² it's 1000

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