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[-] thezeesystem 1 points 23 minutes ago

This is great if you don't want the united states politicians to read it.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

I use Comic Code. It's not free, but it's so whimsical.

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

JetBrains Mono to the top!

[-] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

Iosevka, a variant with slashed zero.

https://typeof.net/Iosevka/

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago

I really em want to makenit a reality, do anyone here know a 17th century antique monosace font?

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

SideShowBobUUUUGH.wav

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

IBM Mono Plex >>> all other, especially this horrible mess

[-] peto@lemm.ee 125 points 1 day ago

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[-] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 13 points 1 day ago

Are you my coworkers?

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago
[-] tauren@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[-] cupcakezealot 14 points 1 day ago

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I wonder if this font would screw up ocr?

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Look up a good article on coding fonts and pick your camp! At the moment I have DejaVu installed but I'm not a purist. As long as it's properly designed for this I'm happy. Ligatures are particularly nifty in some languages but no big deal. I recall one author picking a font so that the italics would be cursive rather than monospace, so that his comments would look like handwritten notes in the margin, but I never got a chance to try it myself. Looked great though!

[-] SuperIce@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Fira Code is my go-to.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 day ago

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

I got Fira Code, which tracks, I've used it before. I use Comic Code though. (A monospace comic sans type font.)

[-] SuperIce@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

My go-to has been Fira Code for some time. Just did the test, and Fira Code was the winner. Jetbrains Mono was a close second for me though.

[-] mcv@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

That was fun. Apparently I'm a JetBrains Mono user. Of course it might be simply what I'm used to, because I'm a long time IntelliJ user. It wouldn't surprise me if this is already my font.

Thanks, I got inconsolata. I'm not a coder but I'm going to use it for other things.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 day ago
[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

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[-] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm a big fan of GoHuFont

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

It's a bit vanilla but I like DejaVu Sans Mono 8pt in my terminal, which is where I edit scripts and things

Curiously, I don't think that looks quite as good at larger sizes, so I've been using Liberation Mono 9pt or 10pt elsewhere.

Both of those have distinct glyphs for the usual easily confused candidates. Can't be having my lowercase L's and 1s looking similar.

[-] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Also, this isn't a monospace font

Oh no.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

You wouldn’t want mono space in languages where indentation matters?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 hours ago

Nope, indentation is still the same.

For example eight spaces are going to be twice as big as four spaces in just about any font, and Verdana still accodomodates well to this with its wide spaces.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Big fan of jetbrains mono.

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[-] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

std::string independence;

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago
[-] communism@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago

In this case it's because part of the joke is the quote tweet. You could also link to the tweet instead of a screenshot but then we need to connect to Musk's servers at some point (even if through a proxy like nitter)

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, but he could've copy pasted the title.

You could've changed the main title to something like "programming the declaration of independence" or "programming like it's 1750"

He mocks op. The gag is not the font anymore.

[-] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

True but I think showing the quoted tweet is better than just in the title cause it is part of the joke in the image.

Title is normally used as a reaction or just simple text with some reference to the image

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

[-] cupcakezealot 5 points 1 day ago

comic shanns ms for all code editing

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[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

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