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Mastodon Myths (lemmy.world)
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[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

The concerns on using Mastodon and the likes is probably propaganda to dissuade people from using open source and defederated social media.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 13 hours ago

This is my favorite thing this morning. FreeBSD ftw.

[-] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 16 points 16 hours ago

Jokes aside, is Mastodon still tech nerd dominated in 2025? This was from 2022.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 21 points 15 hours ago

I mean, yeah, there’s loads of tech nerds, but it’s the internet so there’s always going to be.

But honestly, the vast majority of the people I follow are just regular folks who like to chat about regular stuff. Like how they use Arch, btw.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago

Why can't we contain all those tech nerds inside a dock or something?

[-] desktop_user 2 points 11 hours ago

we would board containers and find the tun/tap.

[-] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

As long as tech nerds can learn to be decent human beings, platforms can be awesome with them on it.

[-] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

There are dozens of us!

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Aren't thea few science nerds there nowadays as well?

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 6 points 16 hours ago
[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 8 points 14 hours ago

It's a type of sausage that's famous in the Netherlands

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 14 hours ago

It's the online handle of some Linus fellow, some would argue he's internet famous for whatever reason

[-] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don't know how to quit it.

[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago
[-] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

That's disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 30 points 1 day ago

Asking someone that doesn't know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

[-] Notserious@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

It’s my band name but all the members quit when I told them.

[-] kittenzrulz123 10 points 1 day ago

You can always close vim but you can never quit >:3

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

"We are programmed to receive."

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[-] notabot@lemm.ee 116 points 1 day ago
[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Is that 4 in binary, then? I'm not in the know

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 hours ago

Yep, and it's easily memorable because if you learn to count in binary on your fingers 4 is 🖕.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

Yes. We normally count in 'base 10', which means each digit can go from 0 to 9 as we count up, then the digit to its left increases by one. The rightmost position is the units, the next the tens (because we use base 10), the next hundreds (or 10 times 10), and so on, with each position worth 10 times the one to its right. So the number 12 means you have 2 units plus 1 ten. 123 means 3 units, 2 tens, and 1 hundred.

Binary is 'base 2', so as we count up each digit can only go from 0 to 1 before incrementing the position to its left, and each position is worth 2 times the one to its right. So 1 still means one, but 10 is 0 units plus 1 two, and 100 is 0 units, 0 tens and 1 four, totalling 4.

[-] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who get that joke and those who don't.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

And those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Hm I may be getting wooshed, but this is still binary? 4 in ternary would be 11.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

(all numbers in ternary) There are 10 types of people in this world:

1: Those who know binary

2: Those who don't

10: Those who weren't expecting a ternary joke

Hope that explains it!

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Ah gotcha I thought you were going off the original post. Thanks!

[-] shiny_idea@aussie.zone 43 points 1 day ago

Ha, I missed that part. Subtle.

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[-] kittenzrulz123 29 points 1 day ago

"Theres also a emacs plugin"

Truly heresy against the lord Linus Torvalds, Vim is the only correct option all else is unholy.

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago

Surely you must love VS Codium even more.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 17 hours ago
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[-] wanderingwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

Linus uses emacs. Not GNU emacs, but still emacs.

[-] anton 1 points 7 hours ago
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[-] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 14 points 1 day ago

Hey! I know some of those words!

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[-] JusticeForPorygon 28 points 1 day ago

I have to be honest I thought OP was being 100% serious until the last line.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago

That last line is why I shared it with others who have no idea what half the things it's referencing are.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 7 points 23 hours ago

My lack of knowledge about whatever an emacs plugin is proves #4 wrong.

[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 22 hours ago

This is most likely a joke akin to xkcd 2501

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

Linux community in a nutshell and also way too many developers

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