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Mastodon Myths (lemmy.world)
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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 hours ago

This is my favorite thing this morning. FreeBSD ftw.

[-] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 11 points 5 hours ago

Jokes aside, is Mastodon still tech nerd dominated in 2025? This was from 2022.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 hours ago

I mean, yeah, there’s loads of tech nerds, but it’s the internet so there’s always going to be.

But honestly, the vast majority of the people I follow are just regular folks who like to chat about regular stuff. Like how they use Arch, btw.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

Why can't we contain all those tech nerds inside a dock or something?

[-] desktop_user 0 points 51 minutes ago

we would board containers and find the tun/tap.

[-] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

As long as tech nerds can learn to be decent human beings, platforms can be awesome with them on it.

[-] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

There are dozens of us!

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

It's the online handle of some Linus fellow, some would argue he's internet famous for whatever reason

[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

It's a type of sausage that's famous in the Netherlands

[-] kittenzrulz123 28 points 14 hours ago

"Theres also a emacs plugin"

Truly heresy against the lord Linus Torvalds, Vim is the only correct option all else is unholy.

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 30 minutes ago

Surely you must love VS Codium even more.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 6 hours ago
[-] kittenzrulz123 1 points 5 hours ago
[-] wanderingwizard@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Linus uses emacs. Not GNU emacs, but still emacs.

[-] kittenzrulz123 4 points 10 hours ago
[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 10 points 13 hours ago
[-] kittenzrulz123 6 points 12 hours ago

Well obviously neovim is also a correct option, does that really even need to be said?

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 hours ago

My dad probably takes the cake as he used the OG VI back in the day.

[-] Spider89@lemm.ee 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Nano is for people posing at using Linux

You have to commit to a side in the war

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Micro because mouse (jk I just use nano like a scrub because I'm used to it's hotkeys)

[-] kittenzrulz123 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Absolutely bloated (kate) and nano isnt vim therefore it sucks

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Is the train okay?

[-] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 58 points 16 hours ago

I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don't know how to quit it.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 30 points 15 hours ago

Asking someone that doesn't know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

[-] Notserious@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

It’s my band name but all the members quit when I told them.

[-] kittenzrulz123 9 points 14 hours ago

You can always close vim but you can never quit >:3

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

"We are programmed to receive."

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[-] notabot@lemm.ee 105 points 19 hours ago
[-] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 37 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who get that joke and those who don't.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

And those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

[-] shiny_idea@aussie.zone 39 points 18 hours ago

Ha, I missed that part. Subtle.

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[-] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 12 points 13 hours ago

Hey! I know some of those words!

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago
[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago
[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Does that mean you only read the first 11 myths?

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[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 hours ago

Well I do use Linux on various devices and on my Raspberry Pi, it's just that my laptop is Windows. No, don't throw rocks at me, I use WSL too.

Also, I've somehow yet to post on Mastodon from Emacs. The existence of such Emacs addon didn't surprise me, because I've posted to identica and twitter from Emacs. You know, back in the day.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

my laptop is Windows. No, don't throw rocks at me, I use WSL too.

Rock throwing intensifies 😾

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago

My lack of knowledge about whatever an emacs plugin is proves #4 wrong.

[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 hours ago

This is most likely a joke akin to xkcd 2501

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Linux community in a nutshell and also way too many developers

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Rare goat tier toot

[-] JusticeForPorygon 27 points 19 hours ago

I have to be honest I thought OP was being 100% serious until the last line.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

That last line is why I shared it with others who have no idea what half the things it's referencing are.

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