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World’s First ‘Splashless’ Urinal keeps the Floor Clean and your Pants Pee-free - Yanko Design (www.yankodesign.com)
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[-] lattrommi@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago

and your Pants Pee-free

they are seriously underestimating my capabilities, as well as the efficacy of my laundromat and determination of the drunken hobos who live there.

They measure the angular degree of the appliance but I'll wager a testicle they still have not tackled the more critical issue of the degree in temperature of cold porcelain. As I'm sure most men living anywhere with a latitude bigger than 45° can relate, there is nothing worse than having to chip onesself free on a cold night in the dead of winter.

[-] TehPers@beehaw.org 12 points 3 months ago

I appreciate improvements, but I don't think this will solve the problem of pee shooting out in random directions (occasionally vertically down) before setting on a gentle spray in all directions at once. It's not even like we're free-handed firehosing the stream or anything - even carefully aimed, it can decide to just fuck off to the right for no damn reason.

Anyway, all this to say the floors will still be sticky, but hopefully less so.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Spread your hole a little bit before letting it rip. It’s because it’s blocked either because you’ve been sweaty, you nasty or you jacked off and it dried on the tip.

[-] TehPers@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

It also tends to spray under low pressure, which is unfortunately both at the start and end. Mid-piss, it's generally fine from my experience.

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 8 points 3 months ago

Just ask NASA for help, pretty sure they had a solution figured out a while ago or there would be chaos in the cosmos.

[-] Earflap@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

They just switched the vacuum from blow to suck.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Spoiler its this one

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago

one of these but shaped like a human head mid blowjob

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

This isn't new? I've seen splash less and no water, or both for years now.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

Yep, seen those for a while now

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

Do they suck last droplets before peen meets the pants?

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