Projectile breakfast, how efficient!

It's long pork

The rashers are unnervingly straight, it's okay it must be turkey bacon

It's how they recycle their dead.

Its human bacon.

Soylent Green for pigs

That mouse’s hubris knows no bounds

So my train of thought was something like: tofu bacon… no, still kinda wrong… hey how come no weird edgy vegan brand is marketing “long pig.”