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submitted 3 weeks ago by Punchshark@lemmy.ca to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 53 points 3 weeks ago

That’ll develop a nice patina

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

Well at least until the battery comes in contact with the rising salty tide… Then it will have a nice char to replace the patina.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

The sear locks in the flavor

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

don't worry the fearless leader can unlock it remotely after masturbating to them picking their nose at redlights

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago

Dear Poseidon. Please make this a boat, then a submarine, and then an artificial reef.

[-] aramis87@fedia.io 26 points 3 weeks ago

That car has a pretty low clearance, what did they think was going to happen?

[-] Aphelion@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago

Clearance has less to do with it than its massive curb weight.

[-] thatsmysandwich@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago

the IQ is lower than the clearance

[-] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

16 inches is not low (assuming they set it to the highest settings)

[-] aramis87@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, the ones I've seen were all lower than that.

[-] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair there aren't many reasons to use higher settings on paved roads. And the one in the picture looks like it's set to the correct (off-road) height, doubt it's gonna help tho

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 25 points 3 weeks ago

Please say the tide is out. Please say the tide is out.

[-] aramis87@fedia.io 15 points 3 weeks ago

If you look, you can see the small debris line washed up by a previous tide. It does indeed look like the tide was out. Unfortunately, they may have enough time to get towed out of there.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 3 weeks ago

People who are dumb enough to drive a ~~3500~~ 6600, Siri lied, pound vehicle onto a beach probably don’t understand tides.

[-] Aphelion@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

3500?? Lol no, those eyesores average 6300 lbs curb weight.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Aphelion@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, she does that.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

3500 lbs? LOL Try 6600 lbs.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 18 points 3 weeks ago

Anyone who drives on a beach should lose their vehicle. Either by nature or by law enforcement.

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

There are plenty of beaches where it’s perfectly fine to drive off road. But it typically requires a permit, proper equipment, knowledge of how to properly deflate your tires, etc.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

It also requires you to be a dick and not care about the environment.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

It's not enough for the product to be shit, you also have to sell it to a bunch of absolute morons.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

If moisture is potentially damaging, what is salt spray going to do?

Assuming they get out before the tide, of course.

[-] Zorsith 7 points 3 weeks ago

Its a heavy vehicle sitting still on soft (wet) ground, its already lost.

[-] goodwipe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Almost looks like the Mako haha

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