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[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 24 points 4 weeks ago

When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.

Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!

Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.

[-] misteloct@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

He promised $15m and $100k / month. Would you honestly sleep with Musk and carry the weirdo's kid for any less? I'd need $20k/mo just to have dinner with the guy once.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 4 weeks ago

Jesus fucking Christ, your mentality right now is that hush money is okay. You're saying that because she's getting a lot of money she shouldn't complain.

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[-] airportline@lemm.ee 24 points 4 weeks ago

He’s such a weird little creep

[-] amadeus84@lemm.ee 23 points 4 weeks ago

It will be a fine day when he has an OD on stage.

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We're in dire need of some italian plumbing.

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.

[-] glebyglobster@lemm.ee 14 points 4 weeks ago

this has to be satire, there’s no way

[-] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 weeks ago

We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

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[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It's even creepier because his dick doesn't work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 weeks ago

Looking at his current kids, I don't think they're going to form up as HIS legion....

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This guy needs to be compost

lololol satire writes itself these days

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 weeks ago

Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.

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