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[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 86 points 1 year ago
[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

The whole “competition” on social networking is why the internet sucks

[-] Z3k3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

As someone who has never used twitter what di you mean?

[-] there1snospoon@ttrpg.network 33 points 1 year ago

To be “ratio’d” or to note a ratio in regards to Twitter means that the reply received more likes/retweets than the original or higher up tweet.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

To add to that. The reason this is noted is that Twitter only has upvotes and no downvotes. So, something could have hundreds of likes, which looks good, but when compared to a reply against it with thousands you can see the meassure of public disagreement.

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago

I thought that meant that a comment got more replies than likes

[-] harmonea@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This. To my understanding, "ratio" has always been replies and QRTs vs likes and RTs. The madder people are, the more they want to say.

I definitely see more people ratioed by my definition than the other; when a ton of replies happen, it's harder for a single one to get enough traction to overtake the OP, but you can still see that everyone is mad.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

there are many ratios to be considered

[-] blargerer@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I never fully got it as a twitter user, but it has something to do with the ratio of likes I believe. The one person has hundreds where the other has 10s of thousands.

[-] GenBlob@lemm.ee 79 points 1 year ago

And they always respond with something like “I only bought it because I had money to waste”. Bullshit, you wanted the attention.

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago

As someone who literally shits gold, not even I pay for twitter! (It's a real condition I swear)

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 year ago

Call your doctor, here is his phone number: 555-1234Honytawk

I will answer wearing a moustache.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Unless you eat that much gold, you either have a supernova in your stomach or are violating the laws of thermodynamics

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

You're not a thermodynamics cop are ya?

[-] RIPandTERROR@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Shit on me daddy

[-] anon_water@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

I just uninstalled twitter.

[-] Dioz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Really happy that I made the move to Bluesky. Really gives me a similar vibe to when I switched from reddit to lemmy. Everything's smaller, people are nice, not a lot of drama.. at least for now. We'll see how things change when the beta ends and more people start coming there.

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

I got my invite code yesterday. There’s a LOT of furries and not a lot of stuff I’m interested in.

[-] Dioz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Haha yeah, the furries seem to love it for some reason. I don't know about other countries, but it feels like at least the core of my German bubble collectively moved there over the last couple of weeks. If you're looking for specific topics, celebrities or experts, it will definitely take a lot of time to build a new network that can compete with Twitter. Had high hopes in Mastodon for a while, everyone who was fed up with Elon moved there for like two weeks, and then it all fell apart.

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Tbh I wasn’t ever really a proper user myself, but I’m a big tennis fan and there’s so much tennis info that is only posted to Twitter that it’s hard to stop using it entirely. I’ve never just browsed it for fun/out of boredom though so at least I don’t tend to come across the nastier side of Twitter. Small mercies!

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[-] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I keep Twitter installed because Musk will sell it eventually. Though I was never a fan. But Twitter helpful when there are sirens nearby.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

I don't know if he'll find anyone gullible enough to buy it. At least not until after bankruptcy. Who would buy that company that doesn't make a profit and has that much debt? Only an idiot like Musk would do that.

[-] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

At a significant discount it can be appealing just for the amount of user data and reach. Someone bought yahoo then sold it to another one. Not good example of success but example of looking at the price and saying what the heck I'll take the risk.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Even with a significant discount you would be taking on $1b just in interest a year for a company that doesn't make money. You somehow have to make $1b just to break even.

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If I could buy Twitter I bet I could do a better job than its current owner. Best I can do is a quarter and some pocket lint, and I'm really taking a gamble here.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Most can.

Even my dead grandmother would, since not bothering users would be an improvement.

[-] ConfusedLlama@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Donald F. Trump.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

There’s nothing wrong with using Twitter as a tool to keep yourself safe, heck it’s owner is a tool albeit not a useful one but a tool nonetheless.

[-] joenforcer@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

I haven't updated the Twitter app on my Android since the icon change, and I refuse to let it update. Still works fine.

[-] ForeverAGnome@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I learned something new today! I didn't know you could change apps on Android and now I feel a bit silly.

[-] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

This is shortcuts on iOS, it has a few limitations like no notification badges

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 33 points 1 year ago

“no notification badges”

hell that’s a feature!

[-] TheAndrewBrown@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

For what it’s worth, you can turn that off for any app without going through the hassle of setting up a shortcut. It’s in the Notification settings for each app.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

oh I know, it takes forever to go through and disable all except the few you actually want to bother you at any time. I would prefer to opt-in to the ones I use instead of the other way around.

[-] RustedSwitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No notifications, and a banner popover when you run it, which some people will find annoying

It’s an easy way to get started with your first shortcut though!

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[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

Lots of Android launchers let you freely customize icons

[-] sph@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

And names, I always rename those "My Company" apps to just "Company" so I can find them back in the list. That "My ..." stuff is so annoying.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago

Sweet idea, I can't believe I've never thought of it before!

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My Cabages!

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Don’t feel silly!

[-] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Is this loss?

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