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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Time In A Bottle.

Oh no...

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[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Modern Gas In My Ass

[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 4 points 6 months ago

And the beat goes on in my ass

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Fire on the Mountain in My Ass

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago

Brings new context to "lightning in the air."

Unless of course you're talking about the Grateful Dead song (or other non-Marshall Tucker Band artist), in which case I have nothing witty to add.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

Bette Davis Eyes in my ass.

[-] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

That song is such a banger.

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[-] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 6 months ago
[-] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

My home, my grave in my ass

[-] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Red right hand in my ass

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Peek-A-Boo In My Ass

[-] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago

Strawberry wine in my ass

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

A hard rains going to fall...

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Madman in my ass

[-] Sailing7@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Light it up in my ass.

Welllllllll (Major Lazer - Light it up)

[-] deceiver@infosec.pub 3 points 6 months ago

Baby, I Love You in my ass

[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Division by zero in my ass?

[-] FlorisJan@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 6 months ago

I've never been to my ass

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Amidala in my ass

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

trailer trash in my ass

[-] viduq@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 6 months ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[-] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[-] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Total Eclipse of the Heart In My Ass

[-] drewbelloc@ani.social 3 points 6 months ago

Raise your banner in my ass

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Does it count if it's not done playing? If so "Vodou adjae in my ass". Or " Vodou dances in my ass" or "Vodou adjae nan boudam" for language coherence. Otherwise "Stup virus in my ass".

[-] Raptorox@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Becoming insane in my ass

[-] Ketchup@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago

Who let the dogs out in my ass

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Evacuation in my ass? Sounds about right.

[-] Axiochus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

That funny feeling in my ass

[-] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Navigating in my Ass

[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 6 months ago

Shivers in my ass

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago

Queen of the dark horizons in my ass

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[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[-] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

More than this in my ass

[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Victory in my ass. I like it...

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 6 months ago

We are the Foolish in my ass

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

"Dreaming in my ass" - I think I'll pass.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Highway To Hell In My Ass

Of all the days to add some AC/DC to my Cyberpunk 2077 custom radio station..

[-] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Planetarium in my ass

[-] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The pot in my ass

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